Lack of talent and an otherwise mediocre night
I've always liked Criket, but there was not much to like this visit. Earlier in the day, I took a beating in blackjack and video poker, never once being up and blowing my entire stack. I still had two hundred on me, and I always thought of Criket (and Subi) as good mid-tier places to go, e.g. good/really good service, girl next door types and some diamonds in the rough, full songs and less overhead expenses. Given my gambling losses earlier this day, I figure I would give my wallet a break. Despite the rain, there was ample free parking. I didn't see any security and I lingered at the front waiting to pay the entrance fee. After about at least 5 minutes of waiting, I went in without paying. I'm glad to save the money, because the talent was seriously lacking. I would say the average was a 6, with most being a 6.
Despite the ample parking, there were a good amount of people inside, and shockingly, almost an equal number of men and women patrons (though it seemed most of the crowd was one giant party). There was also one waitress and one bartender. The waitress seemed to be mostly on break or hanging out with others while the bartender was doing bar back stuff, and it took me longer to get a drink (beer was I think $8) than it did for me to sit down.
As I said, the talent tonight was lackluster to say the least. 80% of the girls kept their tops on. I had a dance with one super-spinner from LA/Compton, black girl, straight hair, who was a good dancer, but really not my type (there were two such spinners that night, seriously, they looked like twins). She was fun to talk to, but too skinny for my tastes. She hinted at extras, but I wasn't into it because of how skinny she is. I jokingly told her that my cock might break her and I couldn't live with the consequences.
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