Reviews by looneylarry

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon and it was very slow. Cover was $10 and free refills of Pepsi products. I had forgotten that the place was pretty comfortable, two levels, with leather…

Stopped by on a Saturday after midnight. Five dollar cover, and the bouncer hesitated like he was asking for a random cover. The place is larger than the last time I came in.…

Stopped by when it should have been their prime time: late Saturday night. But there wasn't much going on. About 10-12 customers, some playing pool. One dancer on stage and she was…

I stopped in on a Saturday night which isn't my usual night of choice to visit. The only dancer that put on a half-way decent show was Aspen, but I have had lackluster…

First off, the ventilation system seems better. That has been a real problem with this club in the past, but it does seem noticeably better. On this night there was a collection of…

So they have changed the name from Pure to Cosmopolitan. The parking lot is paved and well-lit, and they had a roaming security guard guy walking around. he also seems to take the…

Went in on a Sunday night. Geniez always used to be closed on Sundays so that limited my travel plans. I welcomed the news of the Sunday opening. But after going, I…

It has been a while since I have been to a club on a Friday or Saturday night. When I went tonight (Friday), it reinforced why I generally don't go on those nights.…

Stopped by in the late afternoon. Cover was $10 and the drinks were what I expected, but they served the smallest soft drink bottles I have ever seen. Only a handful f customers,…

Tried the Monday night thing again a couple of weeks ago. The stable of girls was depleted, barely 6 or 7 there. There was no Desiree and CiCi tag team, and sadly, there…

I thought I'd check out the day-time shift. When I walked in during the early afternoon, it was pretty quiet. About 5 customers and about the same number of dancers. A couple…

I was happy to see this club transition to a Spearmint Rhino, after going when it was Sarie's. I thought that when it was Sarie's that it had lots of potential and that the…

Haven't been in for some time, so I thought it was about time. The place had a bit more ghetto feel to it than I remember. Girls were more garish in their appearance:…

Had to renew the membership at the door, had to fill out a card with name, signature, birthdate. Thought about signing it with a fake name, but they already had my ID and scanned…

Agree with recent reviews. Monday is a good value, with $10 lappers in VIP, after the $5 one-time surcharge. It was $20 to get in, but at least they have stopped the phony…

Was in on a misty Sunday night. Parking lot looked about 1/4 full, but it is a big parking lot. $12 cover with a soft drink included. They have remodeled, so there…

Stopped by in the afternoon on a weekday. Very relaxed, casual vibe. I think there were only two dancers working. Because they were with customers, there wasn't anyone on stage. Skeleton…

I didn't read much of the reviews but chose the place because it was convenient. I walked over from one of the Crystal City hotels and never felt in danger. Maybe I was…

On the way back from the airport after a weather delay, it was a good excuse to throw the wife off the scent. Stopped in and was surprised that the old $19 cover now…

Whooie, what a stinker night! Just a basic old bar with worn floors and decent pool tables. I have been here before a few times. They still have the three walled-off private…

Okay, first off, I really want to like this club. After the local scandal a few years back with the sheriff's daughter and then the disastrous flooding that closed down the interstate, I would…

Stopped in in the middle of the afternoon. Immediately approached by Bella. Have had good times with her before, but this time she worked a quick drink scam and asked me how long…

WARNING--The town of Hamburg is under siege. They are scrambling to build a levee on the west side of town, near the railroad tracks, due to the expected Missouri River flooding from releases from…

Came by during an off day afternoon. It was very quiet. Nobody on stage, only about 5 or 6 dancers on the floor and only about 3 customers. When the girls outnumber…

Went in in the middle of the afternoon. This is a membership club, so if you are coming in for the first time you fill out the card and then wait 10 days.…