Reviews by looneylarry

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon and it was very slow. Cover was $10 and free refills of Pepsi products. I had forgotten that the place was pretty comfortable, two levels, with...

Stopped by when it should have been their prime time: late Saturday night. But there wasn't much going on. About 10-12 customers, some playing pool. One dancer on stage and she...

Stopped by on a Saturday after midnight. Five dollar cover, and the bouncer hesitated like he was asking for a random cover. The place is larger than the last time I came...

I stopped in on a Saturday night which isn't my usual night of choice to visit. The only dancer that put on a half-way decent show was Aspen, but I have had lackluster...

First off, the ventilation system seems better. That has been a real problem with this club in the past, but it does seem noticeably better. On this night there was a collection...

So they have changed the name from Pure to Cosmopolitan. The parking lot is paved and well-lit, and they had a roaming security guard guy walking around. he also seems to take...

Went in on a Sunday night. Geniez always used to be closed on Sundays so that limited my travel plans. I welcomed the news of the Sunday opening. But after going,...

It has been a while since I have been to a club on a Friday or Saturday night. When I went tonight (Friday), it reinforced why I generally don't go on those nights....

Stopped by in the late afternoon. Cover was $10 and the drinks were what I expected, but they served the smallest soft drink bottles I have ever seen. Only a handful f...

I thought I'd check out the day-time shift. When I walked in during the early afternoon, it was pretty quiet. About 5 customers and about the same number of dancers. A...

Tried the Monday night thing again a couple of weeks ago. The stable of girls was depleted, barely 6 or 7 there. There was no Desiree and CiCi tag team, and sadly,...

I was happy to see this club transition to a Spearmint Rhino, after going when it was Sarie's. I thought that when it was Sarie's that it had lots of potential and that...

Haven't been in for some time, so I thought it was about time. The place had a bit more ghetto feel to it than I remember. Girls were more garish in their...

Had to renew the membership at the door, had to fill out a card with name, signature, birthdate. Thought about signing it with a fake name, but they already had my ID and...

Was in on a misty Sunday night. Parking lot looked about 1/4 full, but it is a big parking lot. $12 cover with a soft drink included. They have remodeled, so...

Agree with recent reviews. Monday is a good value, with $10 lappers in VIP, after the $5 one-time surcharge. It was $20 to get in, but at least they have stopped the...

Stopped by in the afternoon on a weekday. Very relaxed, casual vibe. I think there were only two dancers working. Because they were with customers, there wasn't anyone on stage. ...

On the way back from the airport after a weather delay, it was a good excuse to throw the wife off the scent. Stopped in and was surprised that the old $19 cover...

I didn't read much of the reviews but chose the place because it was convenient. I walked over from one of the Crystal City hotels and never felt in danger. Maybe I...

Okay, first off, I really want to like this club. After the local scandal a few years back with the sheriff's daughter and then the disastrous flooding that closed down the interstate, I...

Whooie, what a stinker night! Just a basic old bar with worn floors and decent pool tables. I have been here before a few times. They still have the three walled-off...

Stopped in in the middle of the afternoon. Immediately approached by Bella. Have had good times with her before, but this time she worked a quick drink scam and asked me how...

WARNING--The town of Hamburg is under siege. They are scrambling to build a levee on the west side of town, near the railroad tracks, due to the expected Missouri River flooding from releases...

Went in in the middle of the afternoon. This is a membership club, so if you are coming in for the first time you fill out the card and then wait 10 days....