Fare Club at Cabaret Royale
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10723 Composite Dr, Dallas, TX 75220, USA

Stopped by in the late afternoon....

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looneylarry
Feb 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Stopped by in the late afternoon. Cover was $10 and the drinks were what I expected, but they served the smallest soft drink bottles I have ever seen. Only a handful f customers, and only a few dancers. I liked the two tall cages, but it did limit the contact when you tip. They had a couple of AA girls and some bolt-on white girls and a couple of Hispanic girls. One girl was definitely thick. A pet peeve was that the lights on stage were directed straight out and flashed off and on. It was about like having old style photo flash bulbs going off all the time--you would be blinded by one and then blinded again before your eyes could re-adjust. The problem with that was the girl mostly looked like a silhouette.

The girls would sit on your lap at the table, but the conversations were forced. Picked out a taller, thin, young dancer for a lapper downstairs. She had a great body and ample breasts and a thin frame, with a cute butt. She had a pretty face, but I soon found out that she had bad breath and a pretty strong body odor, like sweat from odd places. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and guess that most of it was underarm. She turned the chair around for some privacy, but the lapper was very tame and mostly an air dance. No hint of getting grabby or naughty. I took the opportunity to drop the excuse that I had to leave and I bailed on her after one dance.

I liked the layout of the club. Lots of marble and brass and wood. The music was not so loud that you couldn't have a conversation--you could actually talk. I couldn't figure out the wrist bands. I had one even though I was limited to the floor. Did the upstairs have a different-colored wrist band? I didn't know I was in the Fare Club and I didn't know about the CR option. All in all a quick trip and I wasn't all that impressed. A slow Friday afternoon. But I guess they stay open until 6 am, so maybe the place gets crazy after midnight. Was prepared to have a little spinner take me to paradise, but it wasn't even close.

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