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Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
cheeseburger, fries, dewars
reviewed by
cipdevice

8.0

Great 30 minutes. Their cheeseburger and steak fries are the best in dc. Got a late dinner, had a couple dewars, and tipped a spinner ebony chica, a curvaceous blond (who made out with me…

review
published 6 yrs ago
wow I love this club
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.3

I am only in the area if I am visiting fam. So my only escape is 'a visit to the gym,' meaning I have no more than an hour to become happier.

This club does it…

review
published 6 yrs ago
seriously, best 15min ever in a strip club
reviewed by
cipdevice

8.7

Had 30 minutes to kill before getting on I95S so I decided to hit the Block. 6pm on a Monday. Hustler? No dancers. Pussycat? Fugly dancers. Red Room? About 5 chicks, 2 of which 7s.…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Holy Crap! Actual Lap Dances Near Dc!
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.0

So, this is a real review. I have been going to this place for over 20 years and generally just to get some good Grub & ogle some nice bodies. Like everyone else. But this…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Two Billable Hours
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.3

I had some time to kill before my train, so I took my roll a board bag down the steps of sin, and clocked in. Girl on stage-- petite AA, tight frame, great man mades.…

review
published 7 yrs ago
it finally happened! I got (some) action here!
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.0

So as all of you know, no lap dances in dc. But! After many years of going here, one (sorta) happened! Crowded night, I was at a bar stool and a spinner blond was talking…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Xmas eve!
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.3

In laws in town, needed a quick escape and a bourbon or two, all the other bars on the block were closed, so I went here. $14 bulleit bourbon. Girls were really attractive. White and…

review
published 7 yrs ago
meh
reviewed by
cipdevice

5.0

'Twas the night after Thanksgiving, and I had time to kill...but I still am not getting this time back. There were attractive women, but most were overweight. Dances were ok, and I did get one…

review
published 7 yrs ago
same as it ever was
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.0

I always stay at a hotel nearby and frequent this club on my Atlanta business trips. This time I got there a little bit later than intended, right after midnight because of a pretty cool…

review
published 7 yrs ago
bang for the buck
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.3

Went in after a meeting. A strip club in a strip mall. Sat right next to ab ebony spinner reading her phone. Ordered a beer, started talking to her, and her hand went straight into…

review
published 7 yrs ago
best food in any strip club ever
reviewed by
cipdevice

8.0

I seriously go there for the food. I am not joking. The neighborhood has a bunch of restaurants but they all close or stop serving around 10. So I came back from a business trip…

review
published 7 yrs ago
hot limo ride!
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.0

Really liked this joint. I had been before, but this time will have me returning. Most girls were black or asian spinners (my favorite) with a few chubbier white and latina chicks thrown in for…