Reviews

62 reviews by cipdevice

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

OK, so this review is not...

OK, so this review is not so great; but frankly it's probably my fault (a common theme really, in my strip-club-patronage). I rolled in, I had about 30 minutes to kill before I got…

13 yrs ago2

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

Wow, what can we say. ...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Wow, what can we say. We went there at 2am when Russia House across the street closed. We were hoping some of the waitresses from Russia House moonlight at Royal Palace. 'Twas…

14 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

I can't really decide what I...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I can't really decide what I think about this place. A number of hotties here (especially when I visited one 5'1" hottie brunette latina, just how I like 'em), and each takes you back…

14 yrs ago

Heart Breakers

Glen Ridge, NJ

Cheap thrills! I walked in,...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Cheap thrills! I walked in, saw two fat dancers, one pretty attractive latina one. She was dancing on a small stage, and I sat right in front of her, asked for a dance,…

14 yrs ago

The Harem

Lodi, NJ

With a name like The Harem...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

With a name like The Harem along with a $20 cover at the door when all neighboring clubs are free to enter, I expected a lot more. I got in around 7pm (admittedly early) and there…

14 yrs ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

OK, so I had a blast,...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

OK, so I had a blast, no doubt about that. But it is one hell of an expensive place. But let me set the stage, so to speak: About 6 dudes, and…

14 yrs ago

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

This club is an interesting one....

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This club is an interesting one. Right in the middle of "the block" which has all these seedy-as-hell joints, this is a cleaner, bigger club. But the prices are very reasonable. Great food…

15 yrs ago

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

I would tend to agree with...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I would tend to agree with many of the reviews before this. Small club, generally fun vibe, and good dances. This last time I was there though, the dances were a *lot* tamer. I don't…

15 yrs ago

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, PA

Given my past experience, I went...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Given my past experience, I went early on a Saturday looking particularly for LeAnn...she was Stripper #4 in terms of arrival, but as always Stripper #1 in terms of performance. It seems I wasn't…

15 yrs ago

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

I went to this club right...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went to this club right after a work meeting, at around 1pm, and I only stayed for 30 minutes, but I did have a really good time for that short period of time.…

15 yrs ago

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, NJ

We had fun as always at...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

We had fun as always at Bare Exposure. Hot chicks, a really high-energy atmosphere...more bar than strip club in some ways. Lots of pressure to do dances, and then pressure to get the…

15 yrs ago

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, PA

i was blown away by this...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

i was blown away by this place.General rule -- not every chick here is smokin' hot. In fact there are a few REALLY ugly ones. And one of the ugly ones approached me…

15 yrs ago