blo 'n' go

So I have been extremely careful about covid so I haven't even gone grocery shopping, let alone strip clubs. But I was stuck at the in-laws for two weeks without my wife and I was fit to burst. So I said fuck it and I wore 2 N95 masks and went in.

There is technically a mask requirement but not a soul on either side of the money exchange was wearing one. I ordered a bottle of water from the extremely hot Asian bartendress Linda which I didn't open until I was in my car because damned if I was going to remove my mask.

Immediately got scooped up by a dancer I knew -- sorry I never got her name but you'd recognizer her if you visit the club: white, curly hair, probably 5'5" and totally slutty.