$40, 11min from patdown to cockputdown

Well I'd love to make this a lengthy review but the point is I went from patdown to cock out down in 11min flat.

Walk up, paid my $20. Patted down. Relinquished my cell phone. Sat at bar. Ordered a vodka soda lime. Not shittin' you, barkeep asked what's in it.

Before she was able to complete her capstome project in her correspondence on making drinks with every ingredient in the moniker, a chunky black girl sat next to me, grabbed my cock, pulled it out of my shorts, and said, "I have a special way of taking care of that for you"