Reviews

I used to be a regular, but it had been over a year. Same as it ever was. No cover at 2pm ( and with hotel key, no cover ever). Hot ebony bartendress, Amber I…

10 mos ago1

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

Painting a spinner

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Fun night! Setup is same as always. $20 to enter (I ubered). They used to take my phone, now they don't bother. Drank at bar while watching baseball. A thick girl I know rubs my…

1 yr ago8

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

$40, 11min from patdown to cockputdown

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Well I'd love to make this a lengthy review but the point is I went from patdown to cock out down in 11min flat. Walk up, paid my $20. Patted down. Relinquished my cell phone.…

1 yr ago1

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Drunk girls, tame night

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I usually have a good time here but maybe Sundays are dead. Like six women (5-7 range, no 8s), and they were hammered. A couple ebony women were hot enough to get a private with,…

2 yrs ago1

Rumors

Forest Park, GA

Loosing [sic ]the load

Hey for desert strum out there this is not a club review or scam or whatever. I'm a real person and you can DM me and read my other reviews. I've never in my 20…

3 yrs ago4

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, MN

oh it's dirty

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Hey DScrub this is not a shill review. I am real. Check my receipts This place sucks but good chance you'll leave a few ounces lighter. Saturday night after a Twins game and I was the only…

4 yrs ago2

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

blo 'n' go

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So I have been extremely careful about covid so I haven't even gone grocery shopping, let alone strip clubs. But I was stuck at the in-laws for two weeks without my wife and I was…

5 yrs ago6

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

attended a girl's audition

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I know a girl from archibald's who was auditioning at good guys so I went to support. I dig this place. Spent about $150 total. $60 on dancer tips, $40 on two bourbons and a fantastic…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

fun quick visit

I dropped in late at night primarily to get a couple drinks. Surprisingly hot dancers, and a really friendly, busty bartender us who is generous with her pores. Tipped a few of the girls on…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

hot girls, gets expensive fast

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I'll go on record by saying I actually really do like the new archbald. They have made it much more of an upscale Vibe and they actually offer lap dances at 3 for a hundred.…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

so there are indeed lap dances in dc!

went on a whim to while away a slow work day with a late lunch and wine. burger was great, just missed the lunch specials unfortunately. wine was pricey, but hey what do you expect…

Ciro's Place

Albany, NY

what's there not to like?

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

My first time here. I had a flight to catch and not too much time to spare. I rolled in at noon and got a beer. First girl, ebony, petite but not a spinner, came…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

Just love this place in the early afternoons. Really chill environment. Hung out at the bar for hours sandwiched between a dancer and the hottie bartendress, both of whom were very handsy. Drank a ton,…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

cheeseburger, fries, dewars

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Great 30 minutes. Their cheeseburger and steak fries are the best in dc. Got a late dinner, had a couple dewars, and tipped a spinner ebony chica, a curvaceous blond (who made out with me…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

wow I love this club

I am only in the area if I am visiting fam. So my only escape is 'a visit to the gym,' meaning I have no more than an hour to become happier. This club does it…

7 yrs ago2

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

seriously, best 15min ever in a strip club

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Had 30 minutes to kill before getting on I95S so I decided to hit the Block. 6pm on a Monday. Hustler? No dancers. Pussycat? Fugly dancers. Red Room? About 5 chicks, 2 of which 7s.…

8 yrs ago2

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Holy Crap! Actual Lap Dances Near Dc!

So, this is a real review. I have been going to this place for over 20 years and generally just to get some good Grub & ogle some nice bodies. Like everyone else. But this…

8 yrs ago3

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, PA

Two Billable Hours

I had some time to kill before my train, so I took my roll a board bag down the steps of sin, and clocked in. Girl on stage-- petite AA, tight frame, great man mades.…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

it finally happened! I got (some) action here!

So as all of you know, no lap dances in dc. But! After many years of going here, one (sorta) happened! Crowded night, I was at a bar stool and a spinner blond was talking…

8 yrs ago2

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Xmas eve!

In laws in town, needed a quick escape and a bourbon or two, all the other bars on the block were closed, so I went here. $14 bulleit bourbon. Girls were really attractive. White and…

8 yrs ago3

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, NJ

meh

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

'Twas the night after Thanksgiving, and I had time to kill...but I still am not getting this time back. There were attractive women, but most were overweight. Dances were ok, and I did get one…

Candyland

Atlanta, GA

same as it ever was

I always stay at a hotel nearby and frequent this club on my Atlanta business trips. This time I got there a little bit later than intended, right after midnight because of a pretty cool…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

bang for the buck

Went in after a meeting. A strip club in a strip mall. Sat right next to ab ebony spinner reading her phone. Ordered a beer, started talking to her, and her hand went straight into…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

best food in any strip club ever

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I seriously go there for the food. I am not joking. The neighborhood has a bunch of restaurants but they all close or stop serving around 10. So I came back from a business trip…