Reviews by cipdevice

I used to be a regular, but it had been over a year. Same as it ever was. No cover at 2pm ( and with hotel key, no cover ever). Hot ebony bartendress, Amber I…

Fun night! Setup is same as always. $20 to enter (I ubered). They used to take my phone, now they don't bother. Drank at bar while watching baseball. A thick girl I know rubs my…

Well I'd love to make this a lengthy review but the point is I went from patdown to cock out down in 11min flat. Walk up, paid my $20. Patted down. Relinquished my cell phone.…

I usually have a good time here but maybe Sundays are dead. Like six women (5-7 range, no 8s), and they were hammered. A couple ebony women were hot enough to get a private with,…

Hey for desert strum out there this is not a club review or scam or whatever. I'm a real person and you can DM me and read my other reviews. I've never in my 20…

Hey DScrub this is not a shill review. I am real. Check my receipts This place sucks but good chance you'll leave a few ounces lighter. Saturday night after a Twins game and I was the only…

So I have been extremely careful about covid so I haven't even gone grocery shopping, let alone strip clubs. But I was stuck at the in-laws for two weeks without my wife and I was…

I know a girl from archibald's who was auditioning at good guys so I went to support. I dig this place. Spent about $150 total. $60 on dancer tips, $40 on two bourbons and a fantastic…

I dropped in late at night primarily to get a couple drinks. Surprisingly hot dancers, and a really friendly, busty bartender us who is generous with her pores. Tipped a few of the girls on…

I'll go on record by saying I actually really do like the new archbald. They have made it much more of an upscale Vibe and they actually offer lap dances at 3 for a hundred.…

went on a whim to while away a slow work day with a late lunch and wine. burger was great, just missed the lunch specials unfortunately. wine was pricey, but hey what do you expect…

My first time here. I had a flight to catch and not too much time to spare. I rolled in at noon and got a beer. First girl, ebony, petite but not a spinner, came…

Just love this place in the early afternoons. Really chill environment. Hung out at the bar for hours sandwiched between a dancer and the hottie bartendress, both of whom were very handsy. Drank a ton,…

Great 30 minutes. Their cheeseburger and steak fries are the best in dc. Got a late dinner, had a couple dewars, and tipped a spinner ebony chica, a curvaceous blond (who made out with me…

I am only in the area if I am visiting fam. So my only escape is 'a visit to the gym,' meaning I have no more than an hour to become happier. This club does it…

Had 30 minutes to kill before getting on I95S so I decided to hit the Block. 6pm on a Monday. Hustler? No dancers. Pussycat? Fugly dancers. Red Room? About 5 chicks, 2 of which 7s.…

So, this is a real review. I have been going to this place for over 20 years and generally just to get some good Grub & ogle some nice bodies. Like everyone else. But this…

I had some time to kill before my train, so I took my roll a board bag down the steps of sin, and clocked in. Girl on stage-- petite AA, tight frame, great man mades.…

So as all of you know, no lap dances in dc. But! After many years of going here, one (sorta) happened! Crowded night, I was at a bar stool and a spinner blond was talking…

In laws in town, needed a quick escape and a bourbon or two, all the other bars on the block were closed, so I went here. $14 bulleit bourbon. Girls were really attractive. White and…

'Twas the night after Thanksgiving, and I had time to kill...but I still am not getting this time back. There were attractive women, but most were overweight. Dances were ok, and I did get one…

I always stay at a hotel nearby and frequent this club on my Atlanta business trips. This time I got there a little bit later than intended, right after midnight because of a pretty cool…

Went in after a meeting. A strip club in a strip mall. Sat right next to ab ebony spinner reading her phone. Ordered a beer, started talking to her, and her hand went straight into…

I seriously go there for the food. I am not joking. The neighborhood has a bunch of restaurants but they all close or stop serving around 10. So I came back from a business trip…

Really liked this joint. I had been before, but this time will have me returning. Most girls were black or asian spinners (my favorite) with a few chubbier white and latina chicks thrown in for…