review comment
7 years ago
I'm just trying to imagine what a gold mine that is for the club. I saw 5 guys in there getting laps, and that means a clean $100 to the club, without paying a dancer cut. Hell, in an hour they must make some serious cash, probably hundreds of $$. If the locals put up with that nonsense they need to get their heads examined.
review comment
11 years ago
Obvious shill from a dancer who works there named Vanessa
review comment
11 years ago
Clearly someone with an axe to grind and some mental problems
review comment
11 years ago
Obviously a shill review
review comment
11 years ago
Obviously a shill..."we have a full menu".....
review comment
12 years ago
This is just his life story, not a club review
review comment
12 years ago
Just copied info from other reviews, nothing useful
review comment
7 years ago
Yeah, for info technically the club opens at 12:30, but it's safe to say girls don't arrive until at least 2pm. And the stage dancing starts at 3pm, so yeah, the sweet spot is probably between 4pm and dark. Cuz you don't wanna be driving there after dark.
review comment
8 years ago
Cool. So the girls really ARE better looking than what I saw? And there really are places to sit? And it isn't so freakin' dark as it was when I was there? And the dances really ARE VHM? And everyone really ISN'T as mercenary as I thought? Awesome
review comment
8 years ago
Papi, paying $150 for a poor HJ is ridiculous. Demanding payment up front is ridiculous, especially a "tip". We all know that is the mark of a ROB. And then demanding an additional tip afterward for a poor HJ job is ridiculous.
review comment
9 years ago
EBC really is, as a previous reviewer said, "in the middle of nowhere". The closest city is Hartford, maybe 15-20 miles away. And it's also located right near a freeway offramp, so I suppose a large portion of their business is guys zipping by on the freeway, not long term customers. So yeah, I suppose it's reasonable there are a lot of "single reviews".
article comment
12 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Umm...Rick? How 'bout this:
Maybe it's because you're a freakin' middle aged white guy having non-existent fantasy relationships with girls a fraction of your age who have zero interest in you besides your money, and you have zero in common with, and if they weren't hot you wouldn't consider for a freakin' millisecond to spend time with them.
Strip clubs are not supposed to be real world relationships, dude. It's a bunch of girls doing a job, to make money.
Maybe that's why.
article comment
12 years ago
No, you're right Art, my only bitch is because I'm a cheap SOB, and I have an axe to grind with the guys who pay high prices and screw it for the rest of us. And the low value, high priced "gentlemen's clubs" who are out to suck every penny out of your wallet. These guys who pay $40 for airdances, and the guys who gladly pay $150 for VIP's and then fork over the same amount in tips, it makes the clubs think they can charge astronomical fees for stuff.
In LA there are a bunch of high mileage lap dance clubs for $10 and $15 each, and they're doing a good business. I'm the kind of guy who thinks we should all decide to patronize the high value clubs and tell the others to fuck off. But if the laps are worth it, like some clubs here where they're 3 for $40 or whatever and very high mileage, then fine.
I go for value. If it's expensive, but high value, then fine. If it's expensive, and no value, move on.
article comment
12 years ago
Oooo, goody goody goody !!!!!!!!
I'm gonna get a picture, I'm gonna get a picture !!!!!
Kinda like when I was a little kid at Christmas time. I'm like, jumping up and down and stuff. But instead of a radio controlled fire truck, it's a picture of a hot girl's legs. Hot legs are just so much better.
Although, those remote controlled helicopters you see in the mall are pretty cool....
Naw, legs are better.
Thank you Stiletto, for even considering. That's very nice of you. (BTW, I'm batting my eyelashes looking real humble and cute......)
article comment
12 years ago
Holy crap, no way I can remember my first strip club experience. I'm guessing I was at least 30 years old before I even considered going to one. Where I grew up there weren't many choices, and I don't think it ever really crossed my mind.
I'm thinking it was a tiny place outside of L.A., maybe mid-1980's or something like that. The place has long since shut down. Not sure why I went, I think it was at the urging of a buddy, or vice versa. My best recollection is that someone heard about a dancer there who was hot, and we went. Tiny club, just a stage with some chairs around it, and bench seats and tables along the wall. More of a real quiet, gentlemen's club, no loud music, more of a older guy's hangout with saxophone "sexy" music. I recall only about 3 or 4 dancers on shift, no lapdances that I can recall. But the dancers were real dancers, and many were masters at doing slow, sexy stage dancing.
If it wasn't the first place it was one of the first places. Anyway, there was a dancer there named Toni (? I think...), who was, to this day, probably the hottest dancer I've ever seen. Well, at least in the top 10. An insanely tight, tanned body, hard fake boobies, long straight brown hair down past her insanely tight butt, and she just oozed sexy. She was almost perfect for me. And she'd just dance slow and sexy on stage, they'd use props, and feather boas, and that kind of stuff. Real old school stripping. And you'd sit around the stage and she'd spend some time dancing in front of you. And Toni would wrap her boa around your neck and pull you close, and slide an incredibly big and hard nipple across your lips, and her freakin' perfume would just put you in a daze. And then she'd come out in a floor length stripper gown and strip out of it. God, my jaw was on the floor the entire time. And then she'd take her negligee and toss it over your head to make like a tent with just you and her inside of it, and she'd tease you and drape her perfumed hair over your face.
I used to go back there many times and just oogle her, and she knew I was absolutely insane over her. Real sweet girl.
Anyway, I recall once secretly "stealing" one of the perfumed, pink feathers that fell off of her boa and stuffing it in my pocket. And after leaving the club I parked in a dark parking lot, took out the feather, and sniffed it while jerking off.
article comment
12 years ago
Really?? A "10". Okay, dude, you can't just throw stuff like "a 10" around. That's serious business. A 10 is the stratosphere, the kind of chick who takes your breath away and makes grown men cry, the kind of chick who makes you cum in your pants just by looking at her.
Yeah, she sounds okay, especially with the "fit legs" and tiny waist (I am so into really hot, toned legs and high heels...). But a "10"?
Guess I'll never know. But anyway, you guys who pay $30 for a lap dance need to get a smack upside the head. It's just wrong.
And Stiletto, how 'bout just a good photograph of your legs in a pair of high heels. :)
article comment
12 years ago
Yeah, like he's gonna say in public she's NOT hot? I doubt it. Unless he's pissed at her.
article comment
12 years ago
Nah, that's fine. No need for photos. I'm just messin' with you.
Though if you have any shots of yourself in stilettos and a fishnet bodystocking, with the face blurred out, that would be cool......... :)
But really, you don't like Brad Pitt? I thought it was instant cream for just about all women. Anyway, probably same with me thinking Angelina is a skinny, scraggy, scarecrow lookin' pale hag. Pretty face with all the makeup, though.
Oh, and you have "clientele"? That leaves me out. I'm not that high class.
article comment
12 years ago
No, really Stiletto, I think you're probably a pretty cool girl. I'm just wondering how hot you are, and why guys would pay that kind of money. All I'm going by is a couple of cut off photos that don't do you justice. I could be way off. I'm just kinda interested. Y'know, like girls get interested in mysterious guys based on some rumor they heard, but they're not really sure, stuff like that. It's like a mystery, and...
Hold on...
Bucca, I just noticed your avatar or whatever, the picture of the chick's ass in a schoolgirl miniskirt. Damn that's hot. Now that would be awesome getting a nasty lapdance from that, especially if she had no panties. And one of those tight, button down shirts, kind see thru with no bra. Damn.
What were we talking about?
article comment
12 years ago
Yeah, no question this girl is exactly the kind of dancer you want to avoid. The "rude not to tip" comment is just the kind of harebrained nonsense that gives strippers a bad name.
But what I find a tiny bit interesting is Stiletto's comment saying she charges $30 for a lap dance. Really? Can't really tell from her photos, but if any of you guys in the northwest know of her, is she hot? Cuz from what little I could see in the photos she ain't all that. Looks like a fairly average blonde. But I could be wrong.
But she seems like a sharp lady. Though I think the line of wimps posting "nose up her ass", sniveling praises in her profile is kinda funny. Geez, guys, show a little self respect.
Anyway, good for her if she can get guys to pay $30 for 3 minutes with her. Personally, I think any guy who pays $30 for a freakin' lap dance should be brought up on charges of stupidity. Well, unless it was an insanely hot dancer, and the dance lasted 10 minutes, and she jacked you off the whole time.
article comment
12 years ago
Alucard, get a freakin' life. Seriously. Find a real girl, get a date, and don't rely on having to pay strippers to like you. Strip clubs are not for lonely hearts to act like they're having a relationship with a real live girl. They're for guys to have a couple hours of fun then move on. You are constantly trying to rationalize how you pay dancers to like you, and it's just freakin' sad. I don't you don't see that, and you never will, but everyone else sees it. And it's just freakin' sad.
Find a girl and go on a date. I promise, there are girls out there who will like you, and will go out with you even for no money. Really. And they'll talk to you, and joke with you, and it will be a lot of fun, just like with a stripper. You can go places with her, and you can even take her home and have sex with her. And if it costs any money at all it will only be the cost of a lunch or dinner or something. A lot cheaper than paying a stripper's rent every month, and less hassle than walking her dog and babysitting for her.
article comment
12 years ago
I agree with the uptight part, but I think in general she has the right attitude, that people should be nice and stuff. I'm kinda surprised about the parts about fighting with other dancers, I don't see much of that out in the open, calling names and stuff.
If I may, I'd like to add some additional tips on proper etiquette:
1. Dancers, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DRESSING ROOM !!! Are you freakin' kidding me? Spending your entire shift in there, doing whatever you're doing and wasting our time. You're there to make money, you can't do that in the dressing room. How many times have I walked out of a club with my pocket full of cash that I would have gladly given that hot stripper who I saw briefly zooming thru before she headed into the dressing room for the rest of the evening.
2. Dancers, STOP SITTING ON YOUR ASS TEXTING ALL FREAKIN' SHIFT !!! How freakin' rude can you be? I'm waiting for an hour for someone to get off her ass and make her rounds so I can get a dance? That's just ridiculous. They should confiscate every freakin' cellphone from every dancer as soon as she walks in the door.
3. Dancers, don't spend all freakin' shift with a single customer. Yeah, I know he's a regular, and he's nice, and he gives you presents and stuff, but, y'know, tell him "I gotta make the rounds or I'll get in trouble", then take a spin around the club and check to see if there are any customers sitting there with a boner for you, give them some dances, and THEN you can head back to your sugar daddy.
4. Customers, DON'T HOG THE HOT CHICKS !! Geez, guys, I know she's your ATF, but have a little bit of consideration for the other guys who think she's hot.
5. Dancers, don't be so freakin' selective about who you ask for a dance. I've seen girls come out of the dressing room, look around, head for one guy out of 20, ask him for a dance, then head back to the dressing room. WTF? You're not gonna marry the guy, you're just getting a dance.
6. Dancers, I hate to break this to you, but you don't deserve a tip until you do something to deserve a tip. That's what a tip is. And it's REALLY easy to do stuff that guys love, and they will tip you all night. That's a whole 'nother thread, but trust me, it's real easy to put a guy in the palm of your hand, and it's so rare for dancers to do that, when it happens guys will go nuts. When a dancer treats me good, my pockets empty in a heartbeat. And I don't mean sex. Anyway, don't act like somehow you are entitled to tips for doing nothing out of the ordinary. 'Cuz you're not. Talk to your boss if he's not paying you enough, not us.
Well, those are the big ones. Although one other personal thing that I'd like to see, and it's not really etiquette, just something that would be cool...
Dancers, use a little bit of thought in choosing what you're going to wear. I get so freakin' tired of girls wearing the same old bikinis and stuff. Come on, show a little flair. There was one hot girl who came out in a cutoff wifebeater t-shirt, cut just under her tits, with spectacular tits, and I was mesmerized. Incredibly sexy, a little out of the ordinary, but just awesome. Yeah, I know it costs money to get outfits, etc., but just trying something new. Maybe it's just an LA thing, but it gets kinda boring after a while.
article comment
13 years ago
I'm not saying all strippers are sluts and whores, I'm saying virtually all women are, they just won't admit it. At some point with just about every woman, sex for money comes into the picture in one form or another. Whether it's refusing to date a guy who doesn't have enough money, to dancing for men for money, to walking the streets, and on and on. So many women are so freakin hypocritical and sanctimonious about it, when in fact they're all ready and willing to provide some sort of sexual satisfaction in return for money. So at least be honest and admit that you're a stripper, that you're a slut, and, like I said, don't give a rats ass about what everyone thinks, but be the best slut you can possibly be. And don't hide behind all this BS about individual limits, and think it protects your "specialness" and "romantic-ness".
article comment
13 years ago
Okay girls, keep repeating:
"I am not a slut, I am not a slut..."
A guy can touch me here, but not there. I'll dance between his legs if he pays me enough, and it's okay if he rubs me and cums in his pants, as long as he doesn't touch my special place. Because I'm a romantic.
Churchill was right. We've already discovered what kind of girl you are. Now we're only negotiating the specifics.
The hypcrisy is mind boggling. And you have a husband? Good luck with that.
article comment
13 years ago
Gee, Jess, I hope you feel better about yourself now. You define what strip clubs are "supposed" to be, and let everyone know you're not a slut, and prove it by letting us know you're in school for computers, which I suppose sluts aren't capable of.
So good. Mission accomplished. Anything else you want to make known?
Personally, I hate it when I run into girls like you in a club, and won't give them a penny. I like a girl who likes to make me feel good, and thankfully there are a lot of them around. And actually I have a lot more respect for a girl who likes making others feel good, rather than is there only for herself and her money.
Good luck.