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Reviews by boatmonkey

  • review
    9 years ago
    La Chambre
    14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
    Dropped in after some months away...
    Dropped in after some months away and felt the same friendly vibe as I remembered but only saw a couple girls I knew, and those I never cared for. My old favorites were...
  • review
    10 years ago
    La Chambre
    14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
    Dropped in after work on Halloween...
    Dropped in after work on Halloween to see how the sexy big girls decided to dress up. Parking was crowded but that's OK ... I'm just glad to see things improving for the...
  • review
    10 years ago
    La Chambre
    14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
    Thought I would drop back in...
    Thought I would drop back in my old favorite place to see if there were any hot new dancers, but I was sadly disappointed this day. All the dancers were old, fat, or...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Traffic Light
    24500 Henry B Joy Blvd Mt Clemens, MI 48043
    Stopped by on a Tuesday about...
    Stopped by on a Tuesday about 6 pm and found only 5 dancers working, but since there were only 4 other customers besides myself that was a pretty good ratio. Unforunately, one was...
  • review
    10 years ago
    La Chambre
    14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
    After a long absence, I dropped...
    After a long absence, I dropped back into LaChambre last Friday afternoon and was immediately glad I did. The free parking is a big plus for a guy like me who hates to...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Bogarts Lounge
    30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
    After reading mostly positive reviews of...
    After reading mostly positive reviews of Bogart's, I wasn't prepared for the actual experience of walking into this absolute DUMP! The turn-offs begin in the parling lot, strewn with litter including used condoms....
  • review
    11 years ago
    Traffic Light
    24500 Henry B Joy Blvd Mt Clemens, MI 48043
    So I've been back three times...
    So I've been back three times since my last review, hoping to recapture that exhilirating, sexy rush I got from Amazing Azlynn. Only problem, no Azlynn on any of the evenings I tried....
  • review
    11 years ago
    Traffic Light
    24500 Henry B Joy Blvd Mt Clemens, MI 48043
    I've been pretty tough on the...
    I've been pretty tough on the old Traffic Light in recent reviews and for good reason - it hasn't been updated in years, charges the girls $75 tip-outs that translate into $15 "lap dances"...
  • review
    11 years ago
    HT's
    13109 M-102 Detroit, MI 48235
    This club has degenerated steadily over...
    This club has degenerated steadily over the years until it is now a straight-up ghetto experience, I'm sorry to say. I parked in the tiny angle-parking sidelot, walked around to the front door...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Centerfold Lounge Detroit
    20222 John R St Detroit, MI 48203
    I feel compelled to write this...
    I feel compelled to write this review to offset an earlier pretty positive one I wrote for this club. I had that decent visit so I decided to go back on a Friday...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Centerfold Lounge Detroit
    20222 John R St Detroit, MI 48203
    This club has a definite urban...
    This club has a definite urban feel right from the start with its parking lot surrounded by a high chainlink fence and the bouncer/guard watching the lot through a window. You walk in...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Henry the VIII Lounge
    1715 Middlebelt Rd Inkster, MI 48141
    This club is in an OK...
    This club is in an OK area with free parking but the kudos stop there. I stopped by in the early afternoon And was immediately struck by the strong cigarette smell upon entering....
  • review
    11 years ago
    Traffic Light
    24500 Henry B Joy Blvd Mt Clemens, MI 48043
    I wish I could say something...
    I wish I could say something nice about visiting this club, which used to be one of my favorites back in the days when I was a Detroit-area strip club novice. But I...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Traffic Light
    24500 Henry B Joy Blvd Mt Clemens, MI 48043
    This was my favorite little hangout...
    This was my favorite little hangout for several years but that was a L O N G time ago. Decided to stop back by and see how it has changed or not so...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Traffic Light
    24500 Henry B Joy Blvd Mt Clemens, MI 48043
    This club hasn't changed in years,...
    This club hasn't changed in years, which isn't all bad. Same big free parking lot, same low-key, no bouncer visible, friendly atmosphere inside, no cover during the day, no pushing drinks by waitress...
  • review
    13 years ago
    Chapeau Vert Lounge
    16550 Telegraph Rd Detroit, MI 48219
    There's a club for every taste,...
    There's a club for every taste, I guess, but I can't imagine anyone making Chapeau Vert they're regular hang-out. The place is very small, just a boring box with tired furnishings and too-bright...
  • review
    13 years ago
    La Chambre
    14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
    It's been about three months since...
    It's been about three months since my last review of La Chambre and I'm pleased to say it is still my favorite club. Parking is free and safe, especially so on dayshift when...
  • review
    13 years ago
    La Chambre
    14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
    I can't say enough good things...
    I can't say enough good things about the new VIP area! It now has curtains and, although they are only half curtains and don't really afford the privacy I would like, they certainly...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Player's Gentlemen's Club
    13710 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205
    Parking is tight but you can...
    Parking is tight but you can park on 8 Mile itself and that's just what I did, avoiding any valet charge. The club is very nice inside and out. Clean and attractive with laser...
  • review
    14 years ago
    Traffic Light
    24500 Henry B Joy Blvd Mt Clemens, MI 48043
    A large, free parking lot is...
    A large, free parking lot is about the only physical feature of this club that's a plus. Inside, there are several tables and two small stages with a couple padded bench areas along...
  • review
    14 years ago
    La Chambre
    14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
    Ironically, the new $10 VIP charge...
    Ironically, the new $10 VIP charge is having the greatest impact on the Ten Dollar Tuesday crowd! I guess a guy who is only going to spend 20-30 bucks can't or won't spend...
  • review
    14 years ago
    La Chambre
    14110 Telegraph Rd, Detroit, MI 48239, USA*
    This is my favorite club in...
    This is my favorite club in Detroit, which a laid-back atmosphere, a mixed crowd, and friendly, beautiul, generous dancers. I've been hitting it pretty regularly on Tuesdays for three years now and nearly...