Reviews

22 reviews by boatmonkey

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

Dropped in after some months away...

Dropped in after some months away and felt the same friendly vibe as I remembered but only saw a couple girls I knew, and those I never cared for. My old favorites were nowhere…

11 yrs ago

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

Dropped in after work on Halloween...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Dropped in after work on Halloween to see how the sexy big girls decided to dress up. Parking was crowded but that's OK ... I'm just glad to see things improving for the girls…

11 yrs ago

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

Thought I would drop back in...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Thought I would drop back in my old favorite place to see if there were any hot new dancers, but I was sadly disappointed this day. All the dancers were old, fat, or old…

12 yrs ago

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, MI

Stopped by on a Tuesday about...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Stopped by on a Tuesday about 6 pm and found only 5 dancers working, but since there were only 4 other customers besides myself that was a pretty good ratio. Unforunately, one was stocky,…

12 yrs ago

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

After a long absence, I dropped...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

After a long absence, I dropped back into LaChambre last Friday afternoon and was immediately glad I did. The free parking is a big plus for a guy like me who hates to hand…

12 yrs ago1

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

After reading mostly positive reviews of...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

After reading mostly positive reviews of Bogart's, I wasn't prepared for the actual experience of walking into this absolute DUMP! The turn-offs begin in the parling lot, strewn with litter including used condoms.…

12 yrs ago

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, MI

So I've been back three times...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

So I've been back three times since my last review, hoping to recapture that exhilirating, sexy rush I got from Amazing Azlynn. Only problem, no Azlynn on any of the evenings I tried.…

12 yrs ago

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, MI

I've been pretty tough on the...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I've been pretty tough on the old Traffic Light in recent reviews and for good reason - it hasn't been updated in years, charges the girls $75 tip-outs that translate into $15 "lap dances" (and…

12 yrs ago1

HT's

Detroit, MI

This club has degenerated steadily over...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

This club has degenerated steadily over the years until it is now a straight-up ghetto experience, I'm sorry to say. I parked in the tiny angle-parking sidelot, walked around to the front door and…

12 yrs ago

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, MI

I feel compelled to write this...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I feel compelled to write this review to offset an earlier pretty positive one I wrote for this club. I had that decent visit so I decided to go back on a Friday about…

13 yrs ago

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, MI

This club has a definite urban...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This club has a definite urban feel right from the start with its parking lot surrounded by a high chainlink fence and the bouncer/guard watching the lot through a window. You walk in through…

13 yrs ago

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

This club is in an OK...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This club is in an OK area with free parking but the kudos stop there. I stopped by in the early afternoon And was immediately struck by the strong cigarette smell upon entering.…

13 yrs ago

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, MI

I wish I could say something...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I wish I could say something nice about visiting this club, which used to be one of my favorites back in the days when I was a Detroit-area strip club novice. But I have…

13 yrs ago

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, MI

This was my favorite little hangout...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This was my favorite little hangout for several years but that was a L O N G time ago. Decided to stop back by and see how it has changed or not so I've…

13 yrs ago

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, MI

This club hasn't changed in years,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club hasn't changed in years, which isn't all bad. Same big free parking lot, same low-key, no bouncer visible, friendly atmosphere inside, no cover during the day, no pushing drinks by waitress or…

14 yrs ago

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, MI

There's a club for every taste,...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

There's a club for every taste, I guess, but I can't imagine anyone making Chapeau Vert they're regular hang-out. The place is very small, just a boring box with tired furnishings and too-bright lighting.…

15 yrs ago

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

It's been about three months since...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

It's been about three months since my last review of La Chambre and I'm pleased to say it is still my favorite club. Parking is free and safe, especially so on dayshift when I…

15 yrs ago

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

I can't say enough good things...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I can't say enough good things about the new VIP area! It now has curtains and, although they are only half curtains and don't really afford the privacy I would like, they certainly do…

15 yrs ago

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, MI

Parking is tight but you can...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Parking is tight but you can park on 8 Mile itself and that's just what I did, avoiding any valet charge. The club is very nice inside and out. Clean and attractive with laser lights…

15 yrs ago

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, MI

A large, free parking lot is...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

A large, free parking lot is about the only physical feature of this club that's a plus. Inside, there are several tables and two small stages with a couple padded bench areas along the…

15 yrs ago

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

Ironically, the new $10 VIP charge...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Ironically, the new $10 VIP charge is having the greatest impact on the Ten Dollar Tuesday crowd! I guess a guy who is only going to spend 20-30 bucks can't or won't spend the…

15 yrs ago

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

This is my favorite club in...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This is my favorite club in Detroit, which a laid-back atmosphere, a mixed crowd, and friendly, beautiul, generous dancers. I've been hitting it pretty regularly on Tuesdays for three years now and nearly all…

15 yrs ago