I wish I could say something...

I wish I could say something nice about visiting this club, which used to be one of my favorites back in the days when I was a Detroit-area strip club novice. But I have stopped by a half dozen times in the last year and I honestly can't see how the place stays in business. The best looking girls in the place would be considered only OK in a Detroit club, any club, glitzy or "neighborhood" type. The interior is shabby and unchanged in twenty years. The drinks are no cheaper and at $15 a song for a low-contact dance right out in the open (no VIP area), the dances are the most "expensive", considering the real entertainment value, of any club around. It's really just ridiculous to even bother spending the money and kidding yourself that you have had a strip-club experience at the Traffic Light - I can't see me ever going back.