After reading mostly positive reviews of...

After reading mostly positive reviews of Bogart's, I wasn't prepared for the actual experience of walking into this absolute DUMP! The turn-offs begin in the parling lot, strewn with litter including used condoms. Walking through the door, my nose isn't hit with the intoxicating smell of liquor & perfume that accompanies most decent strip joints - instead, this place smells like a wet dog smoking a cigar. I was greeted by a grubby old doorman who took my 5 buck cover without bothering to say "thanks" or "have a nice day". My waitress was a pleasant little woman but not someone I would have sexual fantasies about and she brought me a soft drink for 30% more than I would have paid at any other club I frequent. So cheap drinks is not the strong suit of Bogarts. Onstage were three woman, one overweight white chick, one thick black chick, and one OK-looking young black girl who was doing a decent job dancing. I was approached by a sturdy black woman who was friendly enough, rubbing my cock and asking me to feel her tits, so I thought I would check out the VIP area. I don't know why I thought things would improve there - they certainly didn't. It's nothing but a line of cubbyholes with a curtains over the doors and a wooden chair to sit on - wow, sexy! Then I learned that what was implied at the table wasn't actually available for the price I expected. I terminated the lovefest after one song. Back at the table, I did some quick calculation: $5 cover, $6.50 for a coke, $10 for the dancer's drink, $10 VIP pass, $20 for one dance, tips for the waitress = 60 bucks in 20 minutes and my dick wasn't even hard yet. Even worse, I smelled like an ashtray. The decent young black dancer sat down but I decided I had enough when she immediately said she didn't do "any of that stuff" after I told her I had flavored condoms for her pleasure. I became the usual strip club asshole, refused to buy her a drink and split. Walking back to my car, all I could do was resent the waste of time and money that this had been - almost makes me want to stop going to strip joints (almost - LOL). At least I won't be back to Bogarts.