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MrDeuce

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270 posts by MrDeuce

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Stripper seniority has its perks

In doces300's recent thread titled "Menu up front" (https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51038) shadowcat posted this in reference to a dancer who offered an extensive menu: "One item was a totally nude dance. I don't know how she could do that in a semi private…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 7

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My first Indian stripper

Now that I've gotten lap dances from a Persian/Lebanese stripper and a BJ from an black/Arab stripper, the next item on my bucket list was a stripper from the Indian subcontinent. The closest I ever came, in 20+ years…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 21

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Myla Dalbesio's titties: they're real and they're spectacular!

I don't know this girl at all, but I *like* her large, natural, somewhat saggy titties! Don't judge me, man. If you don't like this chick's chi-chis, there is no doubt a Gay Pride parade somewhere in your…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 13

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Logging in to TUSCL

I bought a new laptop recently and noticed that I have to log in to TUSCL every time, whereas my old PC remembered my username and password. How do I make this computer work the same way? I…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 12

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Charlotte Springer is a bare-bosomed babe

Charlotte Springer is one of my favorite Page 3 girls. Her 32E titties are a tad small for my taste, but she'll do in a pinch. Enjoy! http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/06/charlotte-springer-topless-racktastic-wonderments (15 pics) Her vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Also known as: Charley S,Layla Born: April…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 7

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TUSCL handles

I know this has been discussed before (what hasn't?), but I'm ever curious: If your TUSCL name is unusual or has an interesting story behind it, how did you choose it? I chose MrDeuce because, many years ago, I often…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 93

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Video that broke the Internet: two chicks sawing wood topless

Topless toothbrushing videos are *so* 2016, though I do have several more :) How about two busty babes sawing wood topless? The titties come out for air at about 1:30 -- http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/money-talks-two-girls-get-paid-to-saw-wood-topless_78091.html (3:00

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 10

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Amy Knight is a topless beach bunny

Amy Knight (or is it Knights?) doesn't wear a bikini top at the beach. Can you blame her? http://www.sexyandfunny.com/image_gallery/amy-knight-topless-at-the-beach_83949.html (20 pics) http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/a-chat-with-a-topless-amy-knight-at-the-beach_83915.html (1:47)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 3

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Video that broke the Internet: Eden hula-hoops wearing little to nothing

If you can't spend three minutes watching Eden hula-hoop, first topless and then nekkid, you're a bigger homo than I thought: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/naked-hula-hooping-with-eden_89396.html (2:56)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4

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Myla Dalbesio is not a heifer

Is Myla Dalbesio a "plus-sized" model? In my opinion she has a reasonably attractive face and an outstanding body, perhaps with a bit of excess belly fat (see pics 4 and 6). But HOW, in this land of…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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Ally Ford is pretty

I've never heard of this chick, but she's pretty in a retro, girl-next-door kind of way: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/06/ally-ford-topless-time-machine (14 pics)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 10

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Raquel brushes her teeth

Today, for all you topless toothbrushing fetishists out there (you know who you are), we have this clip of 25-year-old Raquel Stoops brushing her teeth while topless. You might as well turn the volume all the way down --…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5

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Sammy Braddy is a topless lumberjack

Sammy Braddy is one of the bigger-breasted Page 3 girls. She stops concealing those nice nips from picture #8 on. Warning to homos: big bare bouncing bazooms! http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/06/sammy-braddy-topless-lumberjack (20 pics) When Sammy started modeling in 2006, her bra size was 30E,…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 8

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Are strippers' boyfriends really that stupid?

From January to March I enjoyed a number of dates, including four sleepovers at her place, with my ATF, who had starting dating an ex-con on home detention in his mom's trailer. (True story!) On our January date,…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 41

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Lucy Pinder's Boobiest Shoot Ever

One of my all-time favorite Page 3 girls is the curvaceous Lucy Pinder. Here she is in a photoshoot for Nuts magazine in 2013: http://your-daily-girl.com/2013/02/lucy-pinders-boobiest-shoot-every-for-nuts-magazine/ A stripper who looked like Lucy would drain my wallet (among other things)! Vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Also…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 6 9

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Laura Cartier is a little shy

Laura Cartier is a glamorous Gallic gal, previously unknown to me, with nice big French funbags: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/06/play-hide-the-nipple-with-laura-cartier (14 pics)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5

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Emelia Paige cooks topless

Well, she doesn't "cook" per se, but she is topless (from pic 7 on) and in a kitchen: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/emelia-paige-topless-in-the-kitchen (20 pics) This is how I want my women to be dressed when they cook for me. When my ATF fixes breakfast…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 3

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Bella Thorne is essentially topless

I don't know who this Bella Thorne chick is, though according to the IMDb, I've seen her in 2 of her 65 acting credits: the movie "Blended" and the HBO series "Big Love". Here she is fashionably undressed…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5

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Video that broke the Internet: bustaceous Samantha brushes her teeth

You guys are long overdue for a topless toothbrushing video or two (0:30 each): http://www.break.com/video/ugc/busty-samantha-brushes-her-teeth-388429 http://www.break.com/video/ugc/busty-samantha-s-glorious-wet-boobs-390713 Warning! Big wet wobbly bazooms with large areolas -- not recommended for fags! You're welcome!

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 7

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Brit babe Beth Lily

I've never heard of her, but da-yum: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/beth-lilys-boobs-are-out-of-control_87236.html (2:30)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 2

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Video that broke the Internet: big-breasted Czech chica Connie Carter

My new discovery of the day: Connie Carter (real name Anna Kolářová). What a babe! Trigger warning for homos: 34D breastesses! http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/stunning-connie-nude_81603.html (2:20) Personal Also known as: Anna, Conie, Connie, Connie Lior, Conny, Conny Carter, Josephine, Mary Grey, Muriel, Roselyne A,…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 12

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Video that broke the Internet: Tiffany oils up her boobs

I could watch Tiff oil up the girls all day. Don't judge me, man! http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/tiffany-thompson-oils-up-her-boobs_80904.html (1:25)

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 5

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The well-proportioned Hayley-Marie Coppin stripping down to nuthin'

That fit bird Hayley-Marie Coppin gets her kit off (<== for londonguy and other Brits). The titties come out for good in pic 4; the bottom finally comes off in #19: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/hayley-marie-coppin-naked-run-up-in-run-down-house (20 pics) I've had a thing for Hayley-Marie ever since…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 3

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Olga Alberti (part 3)

Even more links to pictures of the spectacularly beautiful Russian model Olga Alberti: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/image_gallery/amazing-olga-alberti-nude_82420.html http://forum.babeunion.com/showthread.php?34521-Olga-Alberti http://pmatehunter.com/olga-alberti-olga-alberti-playboy-russia/ http://en.alisaverner.com/gallery/erotic/119/

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 4

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Keeping a man's mind focused

This letter to Dear Abby reminded me of a recent post by shailynn -- https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=49798: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/image_gallery/random-photos-288_82388_119140_full.html

MrDeuceElite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1
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