Reviews by ReservoirDog
Submit a ReviewKing of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club
6600 River Rd
Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076
A disappointing visit
My most recent visit to King of Diamonds was unsatisfying. The physical setting, atmosphere, and staff haven't changed. The club still has a friendly vibe.
The problem is the private dances. The…
Jan 4, 2017, 6:26 AM
King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club
6600 River Rd
Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076
Best Club in the Twin Cities
Another visit, another great time. For several years now, this has been my preferred club whenever I am in the Twin Cities. It is a little out of the way but definitely worth…
Aug 9, 2016, 12:00 AM
Déjà Vu Lansing
1000 W Jolly St
Lansing, MI 48911
One of my favorite clubs in the Midwest
I generally avoid chains like Deja Vu because they typically have higher prices and stricter rules - paying more for less. However, I had been to this club once before and greatly enjoyed myself,…
Nov 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club
6600 River Rd
Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076
The best club in the Twin Cities
Visiting again, King of Diamonds did not disappoint. As before, the vibe is friendly and low stress (the girls are not pushy, neither are the waitresses). Lots of good sight lines to the…
Sep 6, 2015, 12:00 AM
Living Room
3453 N Dixie Dr, Dayton, OH 45414, USA*
I go to clubs in order...
I go to clubs in order to get a lap dance. Seeing naked women is enjoyable, but if all I can do is stick money in their thong it is really not worth my time.…
Dec 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
Southern Comfort Lounge
20980 Brady St
Davenport, IA 52806
I arrived less than an hour...
I arrived less than an hour after the club opened on a Wednesday evening. It was pretty dead except for a few people I assumed to be regulars. It is a BYOB establishment,…
Jan 29, 2014, 12:00 AM
King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club
6600 River Rd
Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076
King of Diamonds has a friendly...
King of Diamonds has a friendly and fun vibe. They serve alcohol, but I did not encounter any idiotic customer behavior during my visit. There were at least 25 customers present at the…
Oct 22, 2013, 12:00 AM
Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield
3220 Lake Plaza Dr
Springfield, IL 62703
I am always leery of strip...
I am always leery of strip club chains. They often have better than average facilities (nicer chairs, more amenities, etc.), but they are often more expensive and follow stricter rules when it comes to…
Mar 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
Beach Girls
6220 Raccoon River Dr
West Des Moines, IA 50266
I have not been impressed with...
I have not been impressed with clubs in Iowa, and Beach Girls was no exception. The space was rather cramped and uncomfortable, but that would be ok if the dancers made up for that.…
Jan 2, 2013, 12:00 AM
Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club
N576 US-12
Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
Cruisin' Chubbys is a worthwhile club...
Cruisin' Chubbys is a worthwhile club in many ways. The facility itself is spacious and well-constructed with a log cabin theme - fitting for the Wisconsin Dells area. The girls were quite friendly.…
Sep 25, 2012, 12:00 AM
I70 Main Event
8271 SW 10th St, Topeka, KS 66615, USA*
My two trips to Club Orleans...
My two trips to Club Orleans are the few positive memories I have of work trips to Kansas. Well, that and the several awesome barbecue joints I found.
The club itself is pretty standard.…
Oct 27, 2011, 12:00 AM
Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club
1127 N Frontage Rd
Billings, MT 59101
Most strip clubs are not in...
Most strip clubs are not in the most visually pleasing neighborhoods, but Planet Lockwood takes the cake for the worst surroundings - It is surrounded by oil refineries and other industrial monstrosities. The club…
Mar 15, 2011, 12:00 AM
Georgie's Girls
1315 Brittain Rd, Akron, OH 44310, USA*
I intended on going to Jen's...
I intended on going to Jen's Den, but they are closed on Mondays. I should have just gone back to my hotel. Georgie's Girls is a very small club and had a claustrophobic…
Jan 10, 2011, 12:00 AM
Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club
1540 W Old Hwy 40
Salina, KS 67401
I liked the vibe of this...
I liked the vibe of this place. Rather low key and friendly.
I got there when it opened at 5:00 or so. It took perhaps 30 minutes for the first dancer to…
Nov 16, 2010, 12:00 AM
Club Saratoga
331 Canal Park Dr
Duluth, MN 55802
I go to clubs in order...
I go to clubs in order to get a lap dance. Seeing naked women is enjoyable, but if all I can do is stick money in their thong it is really not worth my…
Sep 20, 2010, 12:00 AM
Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave
Las Vegas, NV 89102
I was curious to see if...
I was curious to see if a club in Vegas would be any different from clubs elsewhere in the US. Little Darlings looked like the best bet for the area based on tuscl reviews,…
Aug 30, 2010, 12:00 AM
Big Al's
400 SW Jefferson Ave
Peoria, IL 61602
My experience at Big Al's is...
My experience at Big Al's is a perfect example of how one dancer can make a visit worthwhile. When I entered the club, I was disappointed, as it was quite small and had few…
Jun 29, 2010, 12:00 AM
Club O
17038 S Halsted St
Harvey, IL 60426
This is easily the best club...
This is easily the best club I have been to in the Chicago area. The club interior is relatively nice as far those things go, but the real treat are the dancers. Almost…
Apr 30, 2010, 12:00 AM
Déjà Vu Lansing
1000 W Jolly St
Lansing, MI 48911
I generally avoid chains like Deja...
I generally avoid chains like Deja Vu because they tend not to provide value for the higher prices they charge. Lap dances are often more expensive than at non-chains, and the dances themselves are…
Mar 12, 2010, 12:00 AM

















