Reviews

My most recent visit to King of Diamonds was unsatisfying. The physical setting, atmosphere, and staff haven't changed. The club still has a friendly vibe. The problem is the private dances. The…

Another visit, another great time. For several years now, this has been my preferred club whenever I am in the Twin Cities. It is a little out of the way but definitely worth…

I generally avoid chains like Deja Vu because they typically have higher prices and stricter rules - paying more for less. However, I had been to this club once before and greatly enjoyed myself,…

Visiting again, King of Diamonds did not disappoint. As before, the vibe is friendly and low stress (the girls are not pushy, neither are the waitresses). Lots of good sight lines to the…

I go to clubs in order to get a lap dance. Seeing naked women is enjoyable, but if all I can do is stick money in their thong it is really not worth my time.…

I arrived less than an hour after the club opened on a Wednesday evening. It was pretty dead except for a few people I assumed to be regulars. It is a BYOB establishment,…

King of Diamonds has a friendly and fun vibe. They serve alcohol, but I did not encounter any idiotic customer behavior during my visit. There were at least 25 customers present at the…

I am always leery of strip club chains. They often have better than average facilities (nicer chairs, more amenities, etc.), but they are often more expensive and follow stricter rules when it comes to…

I have not been impressed with clubs in Iowa, and Beach Girls was no exception. The space was rather cramped and uncomfortable, but that would be ok if the dancers made up for that.…

Cruisin' Chubbys is a worthwhile club in many ways. The facility itself is spacious and well-constructed with a log cabin theme - fitting for the Wisconsin Dells area. The girls were quite friendly.…

My two trips to Club Orleans are the few positive memories I have of work trips to Kansas. Well, that and the several awesome barbecue joints I found. The club itself is pretty standard.…

Most strip clubs are not in the most visually pleasing neighborhoods, but Planet Lockwood takes the cake for the worst surroundings - It is surrounded by oil refineries and other industrial monstrosities. The club…