ReservoirDog

Reviews by ReservoirDog

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  8 years ago
  King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

  Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota
  A disappointing visit

  My most recent visit to King of Diamonds was unsatisfying. The physical setting, atmosphere, and staff haven't changed. The club still has a friendly vibe. The problem is the private dances. ...
• review

  8 years ago
  King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

  Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota
  Best Club in the Twin Cities

  Another visit, another great time. For several years now, this has been my preferred club whenever I am in the Twin Cities. It is a little out of the way but definitely...
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  9 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lansing

  Lansing, Michigan
  One of my favorite clubs in the Midwest

  I generally avoid chains like Deja Vu because they typically have higher prices and stricter rules - paying more for less. However, I had been to this club once before and greatly enjoyed...
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  9 years ago
  King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

  Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota
  The best club in the Twin Cities

  Visiting again, King of Diamonds did not disappoint. As before, the vibe is friendly and low stress (the girls are not pushy, neither are the waitresses). Lots of good sight lines to...
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  10 years ago
  Living Room

  Dayton, Ohio
  I go to clubs in order...

  I go to clubs in order to get a lap dance. Seeing naked women is enjoyable, but if all I can do is stick money in their thong it is really not worth my...
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  11 years ago
  Southern Comfort Lounge

  Eldridge, Iowa
  I arrived less than an hour...

  I arrived less than an hour after the club opened on a Wednesday evening. It was pretty dead except for a few people I assumed to be regulars. It is a BYOB...
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  11 years ago
  King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

  Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota
  King of Diamonds has a friendly...

  King of Diamonds has a friendly and fun vibe. They serve alcohol, but I did not encounter any idiotic customer behavior during my visit. There were at least 25 customers present at...
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  12 years ago
  Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

  Springfield, Illinois
  I am always leery of strip...

  I am always leery of strip club chains. They often have better than average facilities (nicer chairs, more amenities, etc.), but they are often more expensive and follow stricter rules when it comes...
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  12 years ago
  Beach Girls

  West Des Moines, Iowa
  I have not been impressed with...

  I have not been impressed with clubs in Iowa, and Beach Girls was no exception. The space was rather cramped and uncomfortable, but that would be ok if the dancers made up for...
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  12 years ago
  Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

  Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin
  Cruisin' Chubbys is a worthwhile club...

  Cruisin' Chubbys is a worthwhile club in many ways. The facility itself is spacious and well-constructed with a log cabin theme - fitting for the Wisconsin Dells area. The girls were quite...
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  13 years ago
  I70 Main Event

  Topeka, Kansas
  My two trips to Club Orleans...

  My two trips to Club Orleans are the few positive memories I have of work trips to Kansas. Well, that and the several awesome barbecue joints I found. The club itself is pretty standard....
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  14 years ago
  Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

  Billings, Montana
  Most strip clubs are not in...

  Most strip clubs are not in the most visually pleasing neighborhoods, but Planet Lockwood takes the cake for the worst surroundings - It is surrounded by oil refineries and other industrial monstrosities. The...
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  14 years ago
  Georgie's Girls

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  I intended on going to Jen's...

  I intended on going to Jen's Den, but they are closed on Mondays. I should have just gone back to my hotel. Georgie's Girls is a very small club and had a...
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  14 years ago
  Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

  Salina, Kansas
  I liked the vibe of this...

  I liked the vibe of this place. Rather low key and friendly. I got there when it opened at 5:00 or so. It took perhaps 30 minutes for the first dancer...
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  14 years ago
  Club Saratoga

  Duluth, Minnesota
  I go to clubs in order...

  I go to clubs in order to get a lap dance. Seeing naked women is enjoyable, but if all I can do is stick money in their thong it is really not worth...
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  14 years ago
  Little Darlings

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  I was curious to see if...

  I was curious to see if a club in Vegas would be any different from clubs elsewhere in the US. Little Darlings looked like the best bet for the area based on tuscl...
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  14 years ago
  Big Al's

  Peoria, Illinois
  My experience at Big Al's is...

  My experience at Big Al's is a perfect example of how one dancer can make a visit worthwhile. When I entered the club, I was disappointed, as it was quite small and had...
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  15 years ago
  Club O

  Homewood, Illinois
  This is easily the best club...

  This is easily the best club I have been to in the Chicago area. The club interior is relatively nice as far those things go, but the real treat are the dancers. ...
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  15 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lansing

  Lansing, Michigan
  I generally avoid chains like Deja...

  I generally avoid chains like Deja Vu because they tend not to provide value for the higher prices they charge. Lap dances are often more expensive than at non-chains, and the dances themselves...
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  15 years ago
  Studio 10

  Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario
  Summary: Dancers vary widely in...

  Summary: Dancers vary widely in quality depending on the day, but there are some real winners here. Most importantly for me, the lap dances are all nude with plenty of contact. ...