I go to clubs in order...

I go to clubs in order to get a lap dance. Seeing naked women is enjoyable, but if all I can do is stick money in their thong it is really not worth my time. I like scouting out the dancers and judging them based on (1) attractiveness, (2) willingness, and (3) demeanor. My goal is to find the most attractive girl who be willing to give the best lap dance and not annoy me while doing so.

There is no reason for me to ever go to a club in Duluth (or Superior, WI) again. The dancers at this club and the other two I tried rated low on all three of my categories. They were not very pretty, not overly friendly, and the lap dances are all air. They will not even straddle you - the only part of their body that contacts you is their shins. What a treat. Lame as hell.