My two trips to Club Orleans...

My two trips to Club Orleans are the few positive memories I have of work trips to Kansas. Well, that and the several awesome barbecue joints I found.

The club itself is pretty standard. On the small side, the decor and seating is nothing special, but it is clean and comfortable enough. The waitstaff is friendly, and there is a pleasant, relaxed atmosphere in general.

But that's not why I go to clubs. I go to clubs to get lap dances, and this is where Club Orleans excels. Typical prices ($20 per song), typical set up (love seats in a separate room), but the two girls I had were excellent at their job. Plenty of two-way contact and not a lot of stopping to strike a pose or other inane crap best left on-stage. Not only were the dances physically satisfying, my interaction with the girls was enjoyable as well. Both were nice to talk to and actually seemed to enjoy their work. Whether that enjoyment was feigned or real, they came across as very friendly, yet not obnoxious at all.