Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club
1127 N Frontage Rd Billings, MT 59101

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ReservoirDog
Mar 15, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Most strip clubs are not in the most visually pleasing neighborhoods, but Planet Lockwood takes the cake for the worst surroundings - It is surrounded by oil refineries and other industrial monstrosities. The club itself is quite small with an even smaller room where the dancing takes place. Not exactly comfy or inviting, but I do not go to clubs to look at the interior design.

There were maybe five girls working the night I was there. I decided two were attractive enough to try out in the lap dance ($20 per song) room (separated from the main room, but only by a curtain - room itself contains two couches in one common area). The first dancer was a space cadet with glazed eyes and gave very little one-way contact. The second dancer was much more with it and considerably friendlier. She gave a much better dance, completely nude, but she did not go the extra mile in terms of grinding. I paid for a few songs hoping there would be more sustained contact, but that never happened. I should know better by now. If the first song does not go the way you would like, it won't get any better on subsequent songs.

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