Posts by ilbbaicnl

Suppose the US porn industry decided to get its shit together. They set up a website that costs $20 a month to join. You could then legally download content. You would get…

That can't be vaginal. Is it supposed to be cartoon anal or cartoon butt-crack frottage?

A dancer was telling me that there are a group of women who come regularly (in pairs) to the club where she dances. They try to talk to the dancers about how Jesus is…

You are talking OTC P4P with a dancer you find very hot. What she wants for $$$ seems reasonable and affordable to you. Big catch: she wants to be totally wasted during…

On the condition that she agree to have her likeness, wearing nothing but a t-bar, on the $20 bill. Thanks rickdugan for giving me the idea.

I think he may have fucked a chick with blurpussy. https://www.tuscl.net/up.php?UID=315195 Is blur an STD?

Suppose Steve Jobs had not died, and he had come out with the iVag. You take your iVag (or a club loaner for the very, very brave) into the VIP. The iVag does…

Suppose you had a great (personal) relationship with a stripper or escort. Suppose she worked in a situation where she had very good security, and was able to immediately reject any custy she found…

As in BlowBack on your Job. Has anyone ever lost a job, been threatened with the loss of a job, or otherwise suffered a negative affect on a business relationship due to frequenting strip…