oldCALIFORNIAguy

Reviews by oldCALIFORNIAguy

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  12 years ago
  Imperial Showgirls North Hills

  8532 Sepulveda Blvd North Hills, CA 91343
  I visited this club on a...

  I visited this club on a Tuesday evening from about 7:30 to 9:30 and found it quite slow. However, there was minimal ‘down time’ on the stage and as noted in some of the...
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  12 years ago
  Big Al's

  400 SW Jefferson Ave Peoria, IL 61602
  Back in Peoria again on a...

  Back in Peoria again on a Tuesday night so it’s off to Big Al’s for some fun. I’m never disappointed at this club; the staff and the girls are very friendly and there’s no...
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  12 years ago
  The LumberYard

  1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313
  I went to The Lumber Yard...

  I went to The Lumber Yard on a Thursday evening from about 9:30 to 11:30. This place is truly the ‘Big Box’ of strip clubs—it’s huge! It offers multiple stages on multiple levels where...
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  12 years ago
  Daydreams

  5200 Unruh Ave Philadelphia, PA 19135
  Back in Philly again, so Daydreams...

  Back in Philly again, so Daydreams is a must. Guarded parking, BYOB and full nude; what more can you ask for $20 cover and about $2 per girl at the tip rail? The girls...
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  12 years ago
  Centerfolds Houston

  6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
  I have to admit that my...

  I have to admit that my visit to Centerfolds tonight was a bit disappointing. You definitely get jumped on as soon as you walk through the door. Don’t get me wrong, the girls were...
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  12 years ago
  Exotic Kitty's

  3900 N, Sillect Ave Bakersfield, CA 93308
  I went to Exotic Kitty’s on...

  I went to Exotic Kitty’s on a Tuesday night about 9:00 and stayed until a little after 10:00. Since it is a nude club, there is no booze. I found the staff very friendly,...
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  12 years ago
  The Harem

  100 NJ-17 Lodi, NJ 07644
  I went to The Harem on...

  I went to The Harem on a Thursday evening about 8:30pm. It was pretty slow; only a few customers and a handful of girls were working. However, the quality of the girls was quite...
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  12 years ago
  Satin Dolls

  230 NJ-17 S Lodi, NJ 07644
  I accidently wound up at Satin...

  I accidently wound up at Satin Dolls attempting to find The Harem with my GPS. This is actually a nice club. Bikini only, didn’t try any lappers or VIP, but I had a good...
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  12 years ago
  Illusions

  755 Guin Rd Nixa, MO 65714
  Illusions is no longer a nude...

  Illusions is no longer a nude club. It’s topless; the laws have changed. It is BYOB if you pay the $10 cover plus $8 for a cup and be a little discrete—you can go...
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  12 years ago
  State Line Showgirls

  6727 W Seltice Way Post Falls, ID 83854
  I went to State Line on...

  I went to State Line on a Thursday evening around 8:00pm, just before the shift change. As stated in the reviews below, this is a fairly high pressure club for the VIP room at...
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  13 years ago
  Bottoms Up Lounge

  567 Grant St Akron, OH 44311
  Let’s face it; Bottoms Up is...

  Let’s face it; Bottoms Up is basically a dump. It’s small; only room for about 20 customers. It’s shabby; you set on worn out bar stools at tables that wobble. The bathroom is horrible;...
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  13 years ago
  Eden Gentlemen’s Club

  6333 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
  I arrived about 7:30 on Tuesday...

  I arrived about 7:30 on Tuesday evening to find that I was the only customer in the club and no dancers had arrived. I would have immediately left and gone down the street to...
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  13 years ago
  PT's Showclub Denver

  1601 W Evans Ave Denver, CO 80223
  I went to PT’s Monday evening...

  I went to PT’s Monday evening around 8pm and it was pretty short on customers due to the football game; this meant the girl of my choice had plenty of time to have a...
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  13 years ago
  Bottoms Up Club

  405 W Poplar St Fayetteville, AR 72703
  With regards to the reviews below...

  With regards to the reviews below stating that this place is a dump, no more accurate review has ever been posted! Cleanliness standards are definitely not enforced, but then, neither is any other standard...
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  13 years ago
  The Paper Moon

  3310 Mabelvale Pike Little Rock, AR 72204
  My business takes me to Little...

  My business takes me to Little Rock a few times each year, and Paper Moon has always been one of my favorites while on the road. Unfortunately, my last two experiences there have been...
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  13 years ago
  Deans Gold

  2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160
  I went to Dean’s on a...

  I went to Dean’s on a Thursday night between 8:00 and 11:00 pm. There is both valet parking and plenty of secure self parking. Self parking costs $5; there is a $10 cover. ...
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  13 years ago
  King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

  6600 River Rd Inver Grove Heights, MN 55076
  Back in the twin cities on...

  Back in the twin cities on a Friday night, I elected to spend my evening at KOD. This is a clean club in a good neighborhood with plenty of free parking and security cameras....
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  13 years ago
  Dreams Club

  811 Cristobal Ave Wilmington, CA 90744
  I had a free Saturday evening...

  I had a free Saturday evening on the home front so I decided to go to Dreams Club for a couple of hours. I had been there about a year ago and was disappointed...
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  13 years ago
  No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

  195 Powell St, Vancouver, BC V6A 1G3, Canada*
  I was at No 5 from...

  I was at No 5 from about 8:30 to 10:30 on a Thursday night. While there seemed to be quite a number of very good looking girls on duty and the club was fairly...
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  13 years ago
  Jaguars Gold Club

  14286 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
  Back in the valley and with...

  Back in the valley and with my work completed on Thursday, I decided to go back to Jaguar’s to see if my little cutie was on duty; and she was. This time we decided...
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  13 years ago
  The Paper Moon

  3310 Mabelvale Pike Little Rock, AR 72204
  I was in Little Rock again...

  I was in Little Rock again last week, so I went back to Paper Moon. Ok, so I’m going to take back what I said below about being in an Arkansas strip club; fine...
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  14 years ago
  Jaguars Gold Club

  14286 W Expy 83 Harlingen, TX 78552
  Exit Expressway 83 at Bass Road,...

  Exit Expressway 83 at Bass Road, a few miles east of 77. Jaguar’s offers front row ‘VIP’ parking for a price or plenty of free parking in the back. At 8:30 on a Wednesday...
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  14 years ago
  Club Fantasy

  10000 N Glasscock Rd, McAllen, TX 78573, USA*
  I got into McAllen a little...

  I got into McAllen a little early on Monday so I decided to check out Club Fantasy because I just love Texas nude BYOB clubs and didn’t want to drive the 32 miles to...
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  14 years ago
  The Paper Moon

  3310 Mabelvale Pike Little Rock, AR 72204
  I went to Paper Moon on...

  I went to Paper Moon on a Thursday night from 8:30 to 11:00. There was a $12 cover and my Gimlets were $6. There is plenty of free parking in front with a...