I got into McAllen a little...

I got into McAllen a little early on Monday so I decided to check out Club Fantasy because I just love Texas nude BYOB clubs and didn’t want to drive the 32 miles to Jaguar’s after flying all day. This club has possibilities. However, Monday evening isn’t one of them. I arrived at 7:30 and paid the $10 before I realized there were only two customers and no visible girls in the club. I got a glass for my drink (no charge for the glass) and set down to watch the big screen TV. A gentleman that I assumed was the manager came over and apologized for only having two girls on duty at the time and to tell me that he had two more on the way. The club is pretty much in the middle of nowhere; after all, it doesn’t have a real address. You have to plug Glasscock Road (great name for a strip club location) and Texas 107 into your GPS to find it. Here’s the coordinates: N26° 18.181 W098° 16.664.

The two girls on duty were slightly chunky 6’s so I dropped a few dollars at the tip rail, shared some rum and had a nice conversation with one of the girls, got a bit of a buzz, and went back to my hotel early. I’m saving my money and my energy for Jaguar’s when my work in McAllen is done. We’ll just call this one a quiet night on the road. I'm sure the club, girls, and my ratings would have been better on a good night.