I was at No 5 from...

I was at No 5 from about 8:30 to 10:30 on a Thursday night. While there seemed to be quite a number of very good looking girls on duty and the club was fairly full of customers, as stated in some reviews below, there was at least a three song empty stage break between dancers. In the two hour period, I only saw three dances on stage. Each dancer danced three songs, started fully (I mean fully) clothed and didn’t get completely nude until well into the third song. While the No. 5 has possibilities, and the few girls I saw on stage were very good looking; sitting in a strip club with a bunch of dudes staring at big-screen TVs is not the objective—we can do that in a sports bar with better and cheaper booze, good food and no cover. I was so turned off by the ‘dead air’ in this club that I didn’t buy the $50 private dance from the good looking black girl even though she was stroking my crotch while telling me I could touch her tits all I wanted in the back room; probably my loss, but I’m not sorry. Finally, while there was plenty of metered parking on the street around the club, No. 5 is in a pretty bad part of town and there were several homeless types begging for money outside the door.