oldCALIFORNIAguy

Reviews by oldCALIFORNIAguy

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  9 years ago
  Whispers

  14225 W Expy 83, Harlingen, TX 78552, USA*
  Typical Thursday?

  I went to Whispers on a Thursday night. It was pretty slow. There were only about eight girls working, most of them average looking and very friendly, yet not too pushy. The bouncers kept...
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  10 years ago
  Deja Vu

  20320 Hamilton Ave, Torrance, CA 90502, USA
  I have found most Southern California...

  I have found most Southern California strip clubs fairly disappointing, and this joint is certainly no exception to that trend. However, if you’ve nothing to do on a week-night at home alone, it’s slightly...
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  10 years ago
  T. U. Club

  14140 US-377 S Fort Worth, TX 76126
  I went to this club while...

  I went to this club while on business in Ft. Worth because I’ve come to really appreciate these out of the way clubs that are low-scale with high output. Perhaps it was because...
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  10 years ago
  Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

  1555 E Henrietta Rd Rochester, NY 14623
  Tally Ho is not topless—it’s a...

  Tally Ho is not topless—it’s a Pasty Bar! IMO, if 6 of the 8 girls are wearing pasties—large pasties at that—the club is not ‘Topless’. Tally Ho is a small club with only about...
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  10 years ago
  Klassy Cat

  3679 NY-15, Rochester, NY 14623, USA*
  I went to Klassy Cat after...

  I went to Klassy Cat after an hour of being disappointed at Tally Ho’s by all of the fat chicks with pasties. Again, Klassy Cat is not a topless cub—it’s a pasty bar! Drinks at...
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  10 years ago
  Dollie's Playhouse

  6210 Forest Blvd East St Louis, IL 62204
  I visited Dollie’s on a Thursday...

  I visited Dollie’s on a Thursday evening around 8:00. The building is completely covered in corrugated aluminum, the parking lot is full of puddled pot holes, the entrance is difficult to find, the interior...
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  10 years ago
  Déjà Vu Tacoma

  8920 S Tacoma Way Lakewood, WA 98499
  I arrived about 8:30 on Thursday...

  I arrived about 8:30 on Thursday night; there were about 12 girls on duty offering the full range of size and color; most were quite attractive. Print a coupon from the web site and...
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  10 years ago
  Club SinRock

  208 SW 16th St Renton, WA 98057
  I’m sorry to say that SinRock...

  I’m sorry to say that SinRock is a pretty lame club. More accurately, to be fair to the club, it’s in a lame area. Renton has a six foot rule for nude dancing. There’s...
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  11 years ago
  Bottoms Up Lounge

  567 Grant St Akron, OH 44311
  Back in the Akron area again...

  Back in the Akron area again so I went to Bottoms Up because I had such a good time the last time I was there. Sadly, this time was very different. While the girls...
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  11 years ago
  Pony

  3918 Winchester Rd Memphis, TN 38118
  The Pony only offers beer but...

  The Pony only offers beer but for a $10 bottle fee along with the $15 cover you can BYOB if you want something stronger. There are two liquor stores about ¼ mile away to...
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  11 years ago
  Pink Pony

  7971 NW 33rd St Doral, FL 33122
  The reviews of Pink Pony indicate...

  The reviews of Pink Pony indicate there are goodies to be had at this club so I decided to drop in for the evening since I had an overnight layover passing through MIA on...
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  11 years ago
  Show & Tel

  1900 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148
  Back in Philly again on business,...

  Back in Philly again on business, and every time I’m in Philly I visit Daydreams. Having been disappointed with the enforced no touch policy and cameras in the private rooms at Daydreams, I decided...
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  11 years ago
  Daydreams

  5200 Unruh Ave Philadelphia, PA 19135
  Back in Philly again on business...

  Back in Philly again on business and after my disappointing visit to Daydreams last time being disrupted by a bouncer in a private room for touching above the waist, I decided to try Show...
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  11 years ago
  Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

  77 7th St, Rockford, IL 61104, USA
  After reading the reviews of the...

  After reading the reviews of the two lingerie boutiques in town, I couldn’t deny myself this experience. I must admit that the thought of me getting undressed and waiting for the girl to return...
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  11 years ago
  Imperial Showgirls North Hills

  8532 Sepulveda Blvd North Hills, CA 91343
  I visited Bare Elegance last October...

  I visited Bare Elegance last October and had an amazing time; so when presented with the opportunity to go back to Van Nuys, I jumped at the chance. Unfortunately, my evening was not nearly...
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  11 years ago
  State Line Showgirls

  6727 W Seltice Way Post Falls, ID 83854
  What a disappointment! I visited this...

  What a disappointment! I visited this club early last year and had a great 3.5-4 star time. So despite the recent reviews below, since I was back in Coeur d’ Alene I just had...
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  11 years ago
  Centerfolds

  705 Route 35 South Neptune, NJ 07753
  I went to Centerfolds on a...

  I went to Centerfolds on a Tuesday night around 8:30. There weren’t very many customers or girls on duty, but things started to pick up after 9:00. As stated in the other reviews, this...
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  11 years ago
  Bottoms Up Club

  405 W Poplar St Fayetteville, AR 72703
  This is my second time to...

  This is my second time to visit Bottoms Up, and it hasn't gotten any cleaner—the place is a dump! So why does it attract such good dancers? Go figure. When I arrived at 8:30...
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  11 years ago
  Mynx Cabaret Hartford

  145 West Service Rd Hartford, CT
  I visited the Gold Club in...

  I visited the Gold Club in Groton when I flew into CT earlier in the week, so I decided to give this one a visit before flying back to CA. Both clubs are the...
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  11 years ago
  Mynx Cabaret Hartford

  145 West Service Rd Hartford, CT
  I visited the Gold Club in...

  I visited the Gold Club in Groton when I flew into CT earlier in the week, so I decided to give this one a visit before flying back to CA. Both clubs are the...
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  11 years ago
  MYNX Groton

  403 RT 12 Groton, CT 06340
  Gold is a nude-no alcohol side...

  Gold is a nude-no alcohol side and a topless full-bar side strip club. The topless-alcohol side did not have a cover on when I arrived at about 8:30 on a Monday. The ‘After Dark’...
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  12 years ago
  XTC Cabaret Austin

  3501 Andtree Blvd Austin, TX 78724
  I visited XTC on Monday night...

  I visited XTC on Monday night around 9:00. This is a typical Texas all nude BYOB club; y’all just gotta love Texas all nude BYOB clubs! Being a college town, there’s no shortage of...
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  12 years ago
  Eden Gentlemen’s Club

  6333 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
  Back in Houston again so it’s...

  Back in Houston again so it’s off to Legends. Legends is not a strip club. If you want a strip club experience, go to Cabaret down the street. I've been to Legends a few...
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  12 years ago
  The Paper Moon

  3310 Mabelvale Pike Little Rock, AR 72204
  Wednesday evening from about 8pm to...

  Wednesday evening from about 8pm to 9pm was very slow; only about four girls on duty and a couple of customers. According to the little hotty that spent most of the hour with me,...