I had a free Saturday evening...

I had a free Saturday evening on the home front so I decided to go to Dreams Club for a couple of hours. I had been there about a year ago and was disappointed that most of the dancers were quite chunky, but our choices for nude clubs in this part of So. Cal. Are not so good and I was hoping for some improvement. Needless-to-say, that wasn’t the case. In fact, it’s worse! So if you like fat chicks with cellulite, Dreams is your place. With that said, the girls are very friendly and you can enjoy good conversations and good company with them. Lap dances take place in a semi-private area in the back. They offer partially partitioned booths without curtains, so you’re really not private. They have a VIP area at $100 for five songs or $150 for ½ hour, with a ‘bed’ type backless couch where you can lay down and enjoy moderate two way contact. Again, nothing is completely private in this club but the ‘fat Albert’ manager/bouncer is pretty laid back. However, he does circulate to the back regularly to keep an eye on things. Lap dances are $20 bikini, $30 topless and $40 nude. Most girls will offer you a two song nude for $40 and they regularly run a three for one special. The Saturday night (8:30) cover was $15 and that included two soft drink tickets. Be very discrete and you can sneak in you hip flask; there is no pat-down at the door. Aside from the overly heavy staff, the only other down side to this club was a two song empty stage between performers; otherwise, this is an average club that provides what feels like a safe environment in a not-so-safe industrial part of town; very working class with lots of truck drivers, so don’t bother dressing up. Choose the right girl and you will be permitted pretty much unrestricted touching; however, do not look for extras in this club; there is no real privacy and ‘fat Albert’ is far too close to the action.