Reviews by oldCALIFORNIAguy

Back in Peoria again on a Tuesday night so it’s off to Big Al’s for some fun. I’m never disappointed at this club; the staff and the girls are very friendly and there’s no hassle.…

I went to The Lumber Yard on a Thursday evening from about 9:30 to 11:30. This place is truly the ‘Big Box’ of strip clubs—it’s huge! It offers multiple stages on multiple levels where you…

Back in Philly again, so Daydreams is a must. Guarded parking, BYOB and full nude; what more can you ask for $20 cover and about $2 per girl at the tip rail? The girls run…

I have to admit that my visit to Centerfolds tonight was a bit disappointing. You definitely get jumped on as soon as you walk through the door. Don’t get me wrong, the girls were great;…

I went to Exotic Kitty’s on a Tuesday night about 9:00 and stayed until a little after 10:00. Since it is a nude club, there is no booze. I found the staff very friendly, but…

I went to The Harem on a Thursday evening about 8:30pm. It was pretty slow; only a few customers and a handful of girls were working. However, the quality of the girls was quite high.…

I accidently wound up at Satin Dolls attempting to find The Harem with my GPS. This is actually a nice club. Bikini only, didn’t try any lappers or VIP, but I had a good meal…

Illusions is no longer a nude club. It’s topless; the laws have changed. It is BYOB if you pay the $10 cover plus $8 for a cup and be a little discrete—you can go out…

I went to State Line on a Thursday evening around 8:00pm, just before the shift change. As stated in the reviews below, this is a fairly high pressure club for the VIP room at $60…

Let’s face it; Bottoms Up is basically a dump. It’s small; only room for about 20 customers. It’s shabby; you set on worn out bar stools at tables that wobble. The bathroom is horrible; there’s…

I arrived about 7:30 on Tuesday evening to find that I was the only customer in the club and no dancers had arrived. I would have immediately left and gone down the street to Centerfolds,…

I went to PT’s Monday evening around 8pm and it was pretty short on customers due to the football game; this meant the girl of my choice had plenty of time to have a couple…

With regards to the reviews below stating that this place is a dump, no more accurate review has ever been posted! Cleanliness standards are definitely not enforced, but then, neither is any other standard enforced…

My business takes me to Little Rock a few times each year, and Paper Moon has always been one of my favorites while on the road. Unfortunately, my last two experiences there have been very…

I went to Dean’s on a Thursday night between 8:00 and 11:00 pm. There is both valet parking and plenty of secure self parking. Self parking costs $5; there is a $10 cover. My…

Back in the twin cities on a Friday night, I elected to spend my evening at KOD. This is a clean club in a good neighborhood with plenty of free parking and security cameras. It…

I had a free Saturday evening on the home front so I decided to go to Dreams Club for a couple of hours. I had been there about a year ago and was disappointed that…

I was at No 5 from about 8:30 to 10:30 on a Thursday night. While there seemed to be quite a number of very good looking girls on duty and the club was fairly full…

Back in the valley and with my work completed on Thursday, I decided to go back to Jaguar’s to see if my little cutie was on duty; and she was. This time we decided to…

I was in Little Rock again last week, so I went back to Paper Moon. Ok, so I’m going to take back what I said below about being in an Arkansas strip club; fine the…

Exit Expressway 83 at Bass Road, a few miles east of 77. Jaguar’s offers front row ‘VIP’ parking for a price or plenty of free parking in the back. At 8:30 on a Wednesday the…

I got into McAllen a little early on Monday so I decided to check out Club Fantasy because I just love Texas nude BYOB clubs and didn’t want to drive the 32 miles to Jaguar’s…

I went to Paper Moon on a Thursday night from 8:30 to 11:00. There was a $12 cover and my Gimlets were $6. There is plenty of free parking in front with a door…

I was having a rare weekend in town alone so I went to Cabaret Friday night around 8:30. It’s an okay club, the staff and girls are friendly--average looking--but friendly enough to make up for…

As stated in the reviews below, Day Dreams is located in an old warehouse in a depressed area of Philly. There is plenty of free parking and it is relatively secure. The club is clean…