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5 years ago
Pablo99Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
Lively, fun, and safeThis place is good but it’s really meant to be good once you hit 7 figures on the income scale. The top ranked dancers will stick to the regulars ($$$$$) every single time. I don’t waste my time tipping them since I know they will make a v-line to the VIP area as soon as they are done at the stages. Just my 2 cents.
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5 years ago
9$ cover after 8pm. 20$ dances. And hot girls! YwShill review
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5 years ago
How do they stay openHow do they stay open ? Simple , it’s a money laundering front.
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5 years ago
Mixed bag.Never accept 30 per song. Also, that parking lot is anything BUT safe, my car has been broken into 2 times and some dude got shot up last year as well. So watch your six especially late at night.
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5 years ago
Chicas afternoonI saw in the news the commotion you saw was the bouncers choking out a guy to death. All were arrested and facing upgraded charges to manslaghter.
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5 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Return to Houston - TR 2 of 6 (Meh visit to Onyx)I would skip Cali. Democratic socialism contrary to popular belief looks down on these type of business and are Uber regulated and have to accept a ton of ridiculous laws. It’s strange but the red states have the best SC, the blue states regulate the shit out of them to the point it’s not with it.
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5 years ago
Last minute surprise.It was behind the area next to VIP enternece. Lol.
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5 years ago
Indoor smoke??? Weird but allowed! Dont go if you are allergic to smokeThere is like 0 competition now, back like 20 years ago the SC scene was much better, the old pervs might recall the Prince Machiavelli, Lamplighter, and of course the naked harem. All are now RIP. Man I miss those days. I could have really done some damage if I had today’s resources back then but I was young and broke. lol.
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5 years ago
No flash but great frills...How is this place still open ? Last time I went must be 20 years ago. Lol.
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5 years ago
20 dollars cover but reentry is 20 dollars even if you just need to go to your carThis place is a scam. You are an idiot if you decide to give your hard earned dollars to this shady place. I hear girls are not even hot so fuck that.
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5 years ago
When your stripclub visit turns into a rap concert ...This place just don’t get it. They do all kids of gimmicks to get customers but at the end of the day all guys want is hot womenz. Last time I was there it was like being at the zoo, fuglys and heffers abounded.
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5 years ago
Consistent is the key to happinessKind of a useless review
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6 years ago
Are strip clubs a good place to practice talking to girls?The SC is fantasy land and NOT a good place to practice picking up women. Those slutz are getting paid to make you believe they like you. It’s gonna be a rude wake up call if you don’t have any game and try and approach women on the street.
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8 years ago
impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
First extrasWow it seems like it was yesterday. My first SC was after a night of drinking with my boss when I was an intern back in 1999 in El Paso, TX. Did not get any extras until maybe a year later at the famous (or infamous) Cab. BBBJ for like 20 buck not kidding. Not the best looking woman but it got the job done. Later I learned how to test the waters without asking outright (big no no in my book). I don't do that anymore because I just got bored with it and it seems the quality of the girls in general has gone down the toilet and if you do find a decent one she wants a shit load of money on top of the private room or VIP cost which have also gone up. The cost benefit is just not there anymore ( at lead in the US, but that's another story )
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11 years ago
Things you thought about saying to strippers but decided not to:I do get dances, just not from fuglys like you.
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5 years ago
Hit or a missWhy do you wait to be approached. If you want a dance from a girl just go get her. I never understood why guys just don’t go get what they want? For example , at this very same spot recently I was not getting the attention of a dancer I wanted even though she was not busy. I got up and said , “hey what’s the deal , why did you ignore me?” She was surprised to say the least, then she said that she though I was a Cuban guy and she don’t like dancing for cuban men. (I think she thought I was a pimp recruiting ). So once that was clarified we proceeded to have a good time. Lesson learned. Always go get what you want at the SC.
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5 years ago
Sunday is for the familyIt depends. I have gotten really lucky on Sunday’s in the past. It depends on the club and luck. I got full service for lap dance price one time because I was the only customer in the whole club on a sleepy Sunday evening. Bouncer did not even bother to make his rounds and that is when I popped out and slipped in. Lol.
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5 years ago
Monday MondayMonday’s and Tuesday’s are always the best value. Supply of customers is low hence they are willing to lower their prices. Capitalism at work.
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5 years ago
A Strip Club CaricatureProbably a newbie that got taken advantage. I would have sent them packing. Lol.
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5 years ago
Beautiful, uninhibited black women...amd it won't break the bankBeen to this place years ago. Not being black myself I never felt threatened or intimidated, but the music was too loud.
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5 years ago
Sunday is a Lousy Time to Go to ChurchSeems you have been hitting a rough patch lately. Glad to see it’s not just me. :p
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5 years ago
No. 1 got me ready for No. 2I thought they closed for Easter ?? Anywho strange I did not see any of these fine asses my 3 times there last week. Maybe club ad of the day ??
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6 years ago
lots of lazy girls and one R.O.B.You win some you lose some. One thing that I found is that since I have an “innocent” look (in my 40s but look like 20s) and these “ladies” think they can run game on me as soon as I get approached. Little do they know I am a veteran and have been there done that. After a few minutes they get the picture and start to act right.
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6 years ago
A New Strategy to Make Things More InterestingAll good points above. From my experience and point of view it just seems that the average standard of dancers has gone downhill since when I started mongering back in the year 2000.
I think it’s mainly the obesity epidemic and how the population is getting bigger and less healthy. There is no reason for an overweight 20 year old woman. None.
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6 years ago
A great night with Stephanie“Curvy”. Aka Fat chick