Reviews by Clackport

This visit was from a couple of months ago. There was no cover, but I believe I got patted down. When I heard Spearmint Rhino was coming to Portland, I was excited because Spearmint...

I hadn't been to this club in a long time, and I was in the Beaverton area, so I decided to check it out. The parking lot is tiny, I assume when it gets...

I headed out to Dolphn 2 on a recent Thursday night. I originally came to see my CF, she told me she would be there, she wasn't there. It's about time to get a...

Casa Diablo II is a very new club, it's only been open for a month or so. It's literally the next building down from Acropolis. It used to be Wendy's there, but it's Portland,...

I was in LA recently, and I decided to try out 4 Play out. First of all, if you go on their website, there is this mobile app thing you can get, which will...

In LA on some work business, everyone told me I had to check out COI, so after the Mayweather fight I headed over to COI. My first stop in the COI was Soearmint Rhino....

I walked over to Synn after a disappointing visit to SR COI. It was a 20 buck cover. There were quite a few more customers in here than were at SR COI. I saw...

I came back to LA after a disappointing visit in COI. I had to go back to Portland in the morning, so I wasn't going to go out like this. I decided to try...

All night Saturday all the strip clubs in LA I went to weren't very good. I decided to come to Bare Elegance, because people say it's one of the best clubs for good looking...

So I'm in LA for some work business. I had a few hours free time Friday night, so I decided to check a couple clubs out. I had heard from people that Sam's Hofbrau...

I walked to Rhino from Sam's Hofrbau. There was a homeless druggie hanging out close to the parking lot at Spearmint. That was a little weird lol. The cover was wait for it, wait...

So I met up with TUSCLers Johnsmith69 and Greyfox. Both of them were good guys to talk to. We spent a few hours sharing stories and chasing strippers lol. As been said before, Club Rouge...

I found myself in Salem, and I decided to try out the Stars out there. A while ago a buddy told me the girls are pretty hot over there, and Salem is only a...

I found myself out in Hillsboro, so I decided to try this club. It is a relatively new club, and it is the home of the March 2015 Exotic magazine cover girl Lexi. I'm...

Another trip to Dolphin 2. I texted my CF that I was gonna be there, and off I went. My car was having problems, so I took the bus out there. It wasn't raining,...

Wow, it's my 100th review, I'm hitting up the strip clubs too much lol. I decided to stop by Exotica on a recent Friday night. I had been going to Exotica on the dayshift,...

I wrote a review on Casa Diablo a week or so ago, but since then I've been there three or four more times, so I decided to share what I observed and saw. Thursday afternoon:...

I haven't been to Casa Diablo in over a year, I've seen a lot of positive reviews of Casa, so I decided to check it out again and see if it is worth the...

I'm back for a review of my favorite club in Portland. I arrived at 10:30 on Saturday and the place was jumping. There were probably around 25 dancers working this night. Dancer quality was...

I haven't wrote a review on Stars for awhile, I figured I'd give an update. I strolled into Stars on a Saturday night. Apparently some promotional event was going on that night, so the cover...

It looks like it's been a year since I've reviewed Spyce, so here goes. I went in a recent Thursday night, and I met up with a local TUSCLer. I had a pass, so...

Back at my favorite club again. I rolled in on Thursday a little after 9. Surprisingly there was no one at the cash register, so I didn't pay no cover. Usually at 9 is...

Over the past few months I have been trying out some Portland clubs in the daytime to see which clubs have a good dayshift. I can now safely say that overall Acrop is my...

Another visit to my favorite club. For club details check out my last Rouge review on December 20 2014. My fellow Portlander mroo nailed it when he said Rouge has new ownership, this is...