I found myself in Salem, and...

I found myself in Salem, and I decided to try out the Stars out there. A while ago a buddy told me the girls are pretty hot over there, and Salem is only a 50 minute drive from my house (I thought it was an hour and half), so I decided to head out.

I arrived, and the parking lot was full, so that looked like a good sign. I arrived around 8:00, and the cover was 6 bucks. The place looked pretty good, very nice looking place, typical of a Stars. I took a peek at the Lapdance area and the VIP, and it looked pretty nice. There were three stages, and a stage for the minors. The stageshow was average compared to the Portland clubs I'm used to. I didn't get a dance, but from reading the reviews, it's 20 bucks for topless dance, 40 bucks for nude dance, 150 bucks for 30 minutes. I saw a couple of girls give dances, it wasn't really private, but I didn't see the bouncers eyefucking the Lapdance area, so that was a good sign. I got a rum and coke for $4.75. So far so good.

The girls is where the place takes a turn for the worse. Stars has a reputation of getting the hottest girls in the city. If these are the hottest girls in Salem, that would be pretty sad. Man these girls were ugly! There was one exotic looking girl that was maybe a 7.5, but besides her the girls were in the 3-5 range. There were quite a few fatties in the mix. Every girl besides that exotic looking girl was white. There were quite a few girls that looked to be in their 30's, with some in their 20's. It was shocking how unattractive these girls were. They are the kind of girls that make a straight man turn gay. Yikes.