Comments by VoodooMan

@Elitis you don’t have to

Guess nothing changes here. Same review from you 3 times in two months. Great intel…again!

Your review is under Bucks Wild Houston, but mention it being near Hobby Airport. Did you review the wrong location?

I would say this is Chicas Locas, not Chicas Bonitas. I hope no one ever pays “3 hundred smackers” at Bonitas! And as of last week, they don’t have chairs in VIP

Swr60: If you’ve never seen a club with $5 dances, then go here. Or Blaze in ATL. Just two clubs off the top of my head. The money spent vs. number of dances adds up right

It is a nude club and the girls do get nude on stage. If they’re not getting tipped, they may not. Toss them a couple bucks and you’ll see all the “puss” you want.

For an extra $20 she said I could give her a "glazed knuckle".

I had it happen once. The power went out, so they set up a boom box for music. One dancer approached and asked if I wanted a private dance. As I thought about it she said, "I suggest you get one. The power's out meaning no cameras. We can do anything we want!" And we did. The power came back on right as we were leaving the room. Perfect timing!

Looks like "some hair" is coming in as the crowd favorite! Are we all older guys? Is the "bald fad" finally winding down? I know I've seen a few more young bushes recently than I have in a while!

I'll have a #2 please!

My company's headquarters is in Phoenix. I was hoping they were trying to outdo Detroit in another category!

Not sure how quickly you want to make a trip, but Mardi Gras is March 8, and the city will be kicking from the Thursday before. There are many topless only places she could try. If she's wanting to start off slow, she can always just practice on Bourbon Street.

Any man can give candy. But only one can be the Candy Man!

In a mixed, topless-only club, I asked a black dancer what kind of fun we could have with a private dance (in a barely semi-private area). Her classic reply was, "I'm a sista; you can do anything with us!) This of course is not 100% accurate, but in my experience, the extras are more accepted (and not looked down upon) in predominately black clubs. In every topless-only black club i've been in, it was expected that every dancer pulled the bottoms to the side for viewing. Also I've noticed most black club reviews usually have one or two reviewers state things like, "I felt perfectly safe there" or "I didn't have any trouble there". Let it be known to all my timid, white bros that I've NEVER experienced any problems in any black club...and I'm pretty damn pasty. At the risk of stereotyping, if you live in a low to moderate-mileage area, check out a black club. (But as with any club, don't be obnoxious!)

No, you're not alone.

This IS a nude club. I don't know about table dances, but most dances onstage are nude (girl's choice) and the dances in back are $20 for topless and $30 totally nude. Sorry you allowed yourself to get taken, but you will see totally nude women here. As always in ANY club...be careful and watch your own back!

Lame "review". You went during Mardi Gras...that was 7 months ago. You don't know what time you went. You don't say what you paid for drinks or what the cover was. You got dances but don't say how much or why they were worth it. No details to see here folks!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but us older, richer don't only play in VIP. So if you've ever tried to cop a feel, you've played in my residual pool of unborn babies! Bon apetite, my friend!

If it's still good enough for "The Cat" then it's still good enough for me! Guess I'll be returning "home" soon!

Dancers get turned by a customer while giving a dance? Yeah, right! I'll believe it when I see it! (See sarcasm above)

Couldn't give a damn LESS about the owner's politics. I'm not there to discuss politics or to see the owner. I'm there for the girls. It's like how some fans decided not to listen to the Dixie Chicks or Springsteen anymore because of their political stance. It's still the same music. Well in this case, it's still the same tits. I can't believe that anyone would stop going to a top rated club such as Mons because of the OWNER'S political beliefs. I think life is being taken WAY too seriously in this case. Let's all settle down and enjoy some nudity!