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started 15 yrs ago
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How to make an old pervert feel good about himself, even if he is paying for it.

Lie there on the bed, panting and sweating, rolling away from the wet spot you just gushed all over the bed, and say something like:

"Goo god, what did you do? Your fingers are better…

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started 15 yrs ago
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How to make a stripper laugh uncontrollably, fall of your lap and draw the atten

"OK, you're making my wiener hard."

Apparently, this utterance is not very commonly heard in strip clubs. Who'd've thought?

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started 15 yrs ago
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Smokey's profile pics

So I was stalking, er, I mean, I happened to notice (don't judge me!) the other day that smokey3334 had posted another profile pic. Is it just me, or do those shots qualify as erotic…

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started 15 yrs ago
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Most fucked up offer I've ever gotten.

Dancer: Hi, how are you? I'm Onyx.
Ugly Waitress: [before I even respond to her] Would you like to buy the lady a drink, or
take her back to the VIP?
Me: Uh, I just got here, so…

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started 15 yrs ago
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Why do I do this?

rickdugan's response in the "Married clubber ramblings..." thread got me to thinking about how lucky I am to be able to do what I do.

As I said there, my life is not a fantasy, it's…

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started 15 yrs ago
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ATF

Wow. I've never considered any of the dancers I've met to be an "ATF" per se. Lots of good times, but nothing on par with what I have with my wife. Until the last couple…

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started 15 yrs ago
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Indy in August

The annual nerdfest is the first full weekend in August this year, and while I didn't think I was going to be able to go, it turns out that I might be able to after…

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started 15 yrs ago
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It's been a while...

...since I've been able to get off twice in the same hour.  Generally, it takes at least a few hours for me to recover unless I have some pharmaceutical help.  Just some advice guys: stay…

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started 15 yrs ago
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Mobile device support

Any chance that the mobile device support could be extended to the discussion boards and the blog and article comments, and privat mail? The discussion boards at least work, though it isn't ideal; the images…