Reviews

Visited St. James after landing at IAH. I hadn't been on a late Saturday evening for a good while. The energy level was very high with several bachelor parties going on and a crowd so…

Joy of Houston

Houston, TX

Sometimes I wonder why I subject...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Sometimes I wonder why I subject myself to what which I know full well I won't enjoy. But alas, another episode of self-abuse unfolded Saturday afternoon at Joy's. There were about 5 customers and 3…

Sunset Strip

Houston, TX

Dropped by Sunset Strip for the...

Dropped by Sunset Strip for the first time this past Friday after work. The previous review outlines the club's physical layout so I won't rehash that. The crowd is definitely blue-collar, befitting the club's location…

Gold Cup

Houston, TX

Gold Cup is one of my...

Gold Cup is one of my regular stomping grounds so I stopped in on my way home yesterday. A cold bottle of Bud was $3.50, which on a 103 degree day is the steal of…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, TX

On the north side of Houston,...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

On the north side of Houston, St. James is my usual hangout but based on a couple of reviews and the hope to find something just a bit different, I visited Houston Dolls. I sidestepped…

The St. James

Houston, TX

I dropped by St. James after...

I dropped by St. James after landing at IAH. After a 13 hour flight, few things compare to a few lap dances and a cold beer. Except today. I've been coming to St. James for…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

With traffic along Richmond Avenue backed...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

With traffic along Richmond Avenue backed up, I stopped in at Centerfolds on a Monday afternoon. I've been here many times over the years and while things were slipping for awhile, it looks like management…

The St. James

Houston, TX

Dropped by St. James after landing...

Dropped by St. James after landing at IAH. I hadn't had an afternoon visit in awhile and hadn't visited St. James since they reorganized their upstairs seating. About that - the VIP in the upper…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

First visit to Baby Dolls and...

First visit to Baby Dolls and being from Houston, I tend to view all clubs through that lens. Baby Dolls is well lit and at first glance, looks more like a regular nightclub than a…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Having escaped from work early, I...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Having escaped from work early, I dropped by Centerfolds on the way home. The advertisement was that the Friday before Halloween includes costume contests etc, silly things meant to attract the masses but for seasoned…

Gold Cup

Houston, TX

Dropped by Gold Cup late Friday...

Dropped by Gold Cup late Friday night because St. James was just too far down the road. As with previous visits, found a wide variety of girls, the bulk of which fell into the 5-6…

The St. James

Houston, TX

Dropped by on my way to...

Dropped by on my way to the airport. A $5 cover was very welcomed indeed. Sat at the bar on the lest side for about an hour, just chatting with the bartender. When it came…

Gold Cup

Houston, TX

Dropped by after work on Friday...

Dropped by after work on Friday and found the club to be more lively than previous visits. Based on the recommendation of another contributer, I tried staking out "J" but even after asking two waitresses,…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Dropped by after work on Friday...

Dropped by after work on Friday and paid the reasonable $5 cover. The available buffet is on the left as you walk into the main room. The food offerings were slim and I did not…

Gold Cup

Houston, TX

I'm going to need an intervention...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I'm going to need an intervention so I can stop visiting Gold Cup. The past few visits have been disappointing but alas, being stuck in traffic on 290 is only marginally worse. Dropped by again…

The St. James

Houston, TX

Dropped by on a Monday around...

Dropped by on a Monday around 4:00, expecting to find some sensual afternoon fun. This was one of my more disappointing trips. The girls were distracted or disinterested or something. It's a sad SC day…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, TX

First time visitor and though being...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

First time visitor and though being a native Texan, my first SC visit in San Antonio. Professionally run club with good seating, lighting and bar service. My waitress asked what kind of girl I wanted…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, TX

I don't normally get to the...

I don't normally get to the Southeast side clubs but after landing at Hobby, decided to visit Heartbreakers for the first time in 5+ years. The dancers run the gambit from 4s to 8s with…

Gold Cup

Houston, TX

I'm starting to have issues with...

I'm starting to have issues with this club. I dropped by Wednesday afternoon and had a few dances from some of the regulars. These dances were not in the VIP area but rather in the…

Splendor

Houston, TX

I picked the one snow day...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I picked the one snow day of this or most other decades to have some Friday afternoon fun. I hadn't tried Splendor before so decided to give it a shot. For a day when people…

Gold Cup

Houston, TX

My last stop of the night...

My last stop of the night gave me the night's best strip club experience. Gold Cup won't blow you away with glitz and glamor, either with the club itself or the women, but it's a…

Joy of Houston

Houston, TX

Wanted to give Joy's one last...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Wanted to give Joy's one last shot before sending it to my personal strip club trash heap. Without being too judgmental, I just didn't feel comfortable at Joy's. A decent physical building belies a rough…

The St. James

Houston, TX

Dropped by after landing in Houston....

Dropped by after landing in Houston. St. James is easily accessible from the airport so it's a good place to resolve jet lag issues. As usual, lots of girls but the few 8's and 9's…

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Having finally escaped my Galleria area...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Having finally escaped my Galleria area client around 7:30, I stopped by Treasures for the first time in maybe 6 months. I'll agree with the other reviewers by saying that the combination of high quality…