Dropped by after work on Friday...

Dropped by after work on Friday and paid the reasonable $5 cover. The available buffet is on the left as you walk into the main room. The food offerings were slim and I did not partake. Got my beer and had a seat at a downstairs table. Maybe 12 - 15 girls circulating with most being in the 5 - 7 range. No 8s in sight but definitely saw a couple 4s.

After 15 minutes, a slightly worn looking blonde with pasty skin and dark circles under her eyes kneeled down next to my chair, used her fingernails to slide inside my shorts and asked if I wanted some company. I offered her a chair, at which point she told me that she's about to go on stage. WTF?

Waited 20 minutes for her return and I told her, yes, let's get some dances.