Reviews by PortlandDave

I've reviewed this club before so be sure to look back at my previous reviews for some helpful information I'm not including this time. Also, my comments apply to the daytime or other non-busy…

This review covers several recent visits, though most have been similar. I've been coming to this club for maybe 8 years now, nearly always in the daytime. Physical layout has been described many times:…

Physical layout: Enter at the left front. Main stage in closest 40%, bar and smaller second stage in next 40%, men's toilet on left and dance cubicles on center right in back 20%.…

I visited on a Saturday. All my previous visits were on weekdays. I was quite surprised by the difference. I got there about 12:30. Monse came in while I was waiting at the…

Physical layout: Imagine a rectangle... You enter on the short side at the near left corner. Stage is in the center of the front third. The middle third is the bar (non-alcoholic,…

After a long absence, I dropped by a couple of times recently. The first time was during a power outage. At first, it seemed kind of weird but they were playing music, doing…

I hadn't visited for maybe a year but I stopped by on a Friday afternoon. It was about 1:20. I walked in, got a beer and noticed that there was maybe one other…

There are probably 3 main reasons for someone to visit a strip club in Portland. 1. Watch the stage dancing. At Club Tease, it's pretty awkward. The stage is small. About 1-2…

I've been visiting this establishment for years and I've previously reviewed it a couple of times. In my opinion, things have gone way downhill. First of all, this is an adult store with a "peep…

Physical layout is one big stage up front with both stage and either stool or cushion seating on three sides. Big bar in the middle of the room. Second stage in the back…

I've never been to this club before and it's been over 10 years since I've been to any Deja Vu club. But recent postings about this club like "not your typical Deja Vu club"…

I had some extra time in the afternoon so I decided to visit a local club. But my first stop (Riverside Corral) wasn't very interesting (dancers were nice but didn't engage me at all).…

I used to frequent this club when it was Skinn. Back then, the mileage could be great. Fast forward to now. There have been very few reviews of recent so I had…

I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits that…

I've been going to Shimmers off and on for many years. I think most of the reviews on this site for this club are consistent with my observations. Basically (1) the dancers' appearances…

I've reviewed this place before but I like to make sure it gets at least 1-2 reviews each year. In my opinion, this is the best value for adult entertainment in San Diego.…

This review covers a few recent visits, all in the first half of the afternoon. I cannot speak for other times of the day. I'm sure the layout has been adequately covered in other reviews,…

I hadn't been to Kittens since before COVID hit last year but I've dropped by a couple of times recently. My experiences on the two visits were quite similar but with a different set…

I've been going to this club on and off for years. I have to agree with a recent poster that the new stage is awful. Yes, it's new but its design is not…

This review covers a couple of recent visits, both in the early afternoon (12:30-3:30pm). One of my visits was on a Thursday and one was on a Friday. Overall, things are pretty much the same…

Nobody had posted a review lately so with COVID and all, I thought I'd update everyone... First of all, this place (as its name implies) is an "adult emporium" which is a glorified name for a…

This was my first visit since the fall of last year. It seemed pretty much the same. You can't sit at the bar or at the stage. Otherwise, there are a few…

I had last been to Dream On Saloon in the fall before the big holiday surge of COVID. They're back open again and things are fairly similar except for the private dances. There were three…

I've stopped in here a couple of times recently since the COVID restrictions were lifted somewhat. Some clubs (e.g. Scarlet Lounge, Riverside Corral) don't allow sitting at the stage. Some clubs (e.g. Shimmers, Tommy's Too)…

I finally had a chance to go back and spend as much time as I wanted. Unfortunately, I didn't want to spend a lot of time. Quiet on a weekday afternoon. Opens…