Reviews

152 reviews by PortlandDave

DV8

Portland, OR

best stage dances

I've been going to this club on and off for 30 years. It hasn't changed much and that's a good thing. About the only thing that has changed much are the prices.…

5 days ago

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Classy club; Attractive dancers

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I've reviewed this club before so be sure to look back at my previous reviews for some helpful information I'm not including this time. Also, my comments apply to the daytime or other non-busy…

7 mos ago1

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

This review covers several recent visits, though most have been similar. I've been coming to this club for maybe 8 years now, nearly always in the daytime. Physical layout has been described many times:…

1 yr ago

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Club is still going strong

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Physical layout: Enter at the left front. Main stage in closest 40%, bar and smaller second stage in next 40%, men's toilet on left and dance cubicles on center right in back 20%.…

1 yr ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Weekends are different!

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I visited on a Saturday. All my previous visits were on weekdays. I was quite surprised by the difference. I got there about 12:30. Monse came in while I was waiting at the…

2 yrs ago1

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Can be a good time if you carefully chose a dancer

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Physical layout: Imagine a rectangle... You enter on the short side at the near left corner. Stage is in the center of the front third. The middle third is the bar (non-alcoholic,…

2 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The best in Seattle

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After a long absence, I dropped by a couple of times recently. The first time was during a power outage. At first, it seemed kind of weird but they were playing music, doing…

2 yrs ago1

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

Very low energy for a Friday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I hadn't visited for maybe a year but I stopped by on a Friday afternoon. It was about 1:20. I walked in, got a beer and noticed that there was maybe one other…

2 yrs ago3

Club Tease

Portland, OR

I'm giving up on this one

★★★★★★★3.7/10

There are probably 3 main reasons for someone to visit a strip club in Portland. 1. Watch the stage dancing. At Club Tease, it's pretty awkward. The stage is small. About 1-2…

2 yrs ago1

Adult Emporium

San Diego, CA

Hanging on by a thread

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I've been visiting this establishment for years and I've previously reviewed it a couple of times. In my opinion, things have gone way downhill. First of all, this is an adult store with a "peep…

3 yrs ago1

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

you can have a pretty good time in the afternoon

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Physical layout is one big stage up front with both stage and either stool or cushion seating on three sides. Big bar in the middle of the room. Second stage in the back…

3 yrs ago2

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, WA

Dull, but one dancer saved the day

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've never been to this club before and it's been over 10 years since I've been to any Deja Vu club. But recent postings about this club like "not your typical Deja Vu club"…

3 yrs ago2

DV8

Portland, OR

Encouraging, but still more to find out

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I had some extra time in the afternoon so I decided to visit a local club. But my first stop (Riverside Corral) wasn't very interesting (dancers were nice but didn't engage me at all).…

3 yrs ago4

Club Tease

Portland, OR

"Cleaned up" from the old Skinn days

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I used to frequent this club when it was Skinn. Back then, the mileage could be great. Fast forward to now. There have been very few reviews of recent so I had…

3 yrs ago2

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Previously more open... but not today

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits that…

3 yrs ago4

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, OR

My best visit ever

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I've been going to Shimmers off and on for many years. I think most of the reviews on this site for this club are consistent with my observations. Basically (1) the dancers' appearances…

4 yrs ago5

Adult Emporium

San Diego, CA

Peep Show as an alternative

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I've reviewed this place before but I like to make sure it gets at least 1-2 reviews each year. In my opinion, this is the best value for adult entertainment in San Diego.…

4 yrs ago

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Hits and misses in the daytime. (YMMV. A LOT)

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This review covers a few recent visits, all in the first half of the afternoon. I cannot speak for other times of the day. I'm sure the layout has been adequately covered in other reviews,…

4 yrs ago1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

pretty much like before COVID

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I hadn't been to Kittens since before COVID hit last year but I've dropped by a couple of times recently. My experiences on the two visits were quite similar but with a different set…

4 yrs ago

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, OR

New stage sucks

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I've been going to this club on and off for years. I have to agree with a recent poster that the new stage is awful. Yes, it's new but its design is not…

4 yrs ago3

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

Pretty much like pre-COVID

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This review covers a couple of recent visits, both in the early afternoon (12:30-3:30pm). One of my visits was on a Thursday and one was on a Friday. Overall, things are pretty much the same…

5 yrs ago2

Adult Emporium

San Diego, CA

Fewer girls, but still open.

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Nobody had posted a review lately so with COVID and all, I thought I'd update everyone... First of all, this place (as its name implies) is an "adult emporium" which is a glorified name for a…

5 yrs ago1

Riverside Corral

Portland, OR

Distant stage dancing. Period.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This was my first visit since the fall of last year. It seemed pretty much the same. You can't sit at the bar or at the stage. Otherwise, there are a few…

5 yrs ago

Dream on Saloon

Portland, OR

Strict rules, but open

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I had last been to Dream On Saloon in the fall before the big holiday surge of COVID. They're back open again and things are fairly similar except for the private dances. There were three…

5 yrs ago2

Dream on Saloon

Portland, OR

Funky COVID solution

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I've stopped in here a couple of times recently since the COVID restrictions were lifted somewhat. Some clubs (e.g. Scarlet Lounge, Riverside Corral) don't allow sitting at the stage. Some clubs (e.g. Shimmers, Tommy's Too)…

5 yrs ago

Reviews

best stage dances

Classy club; Attractive dancers

Top end for San Diego

Club is still going strong

Weekends are different!

Can be a good time if you carefully chose a dancer

The best in Seattle

Very low energy for a Friday afternoon

I'm giving up on this one

Hanging on by a thread

you can have a pretty good time in the afternoon

Dull, but one dancer saved the day

Encouraging, but still more to find out

"Cleaned up" from the old Skinn days

Previously more open... but not today

My best visit ever

Peep Show as an alternative

Hits and misses in the daytime. (YMMV. A LOT)

pretty much like before COVID

New stage sucks

Pretty much like pre-COVID

Fewer girls, but still open.

Distant stage dancing. Period.

Strict rules, but open

Funky COVID solution

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