Can be a good time if you carefully chose a dancer

Physical layout: Imagine a rectangle... You enter on the short side at the near left corner. Stage is in the center of the front third. The middle third is the bar (non-alcoholic, of course) and behind it a second stage that gets used in the evenings. The back third is the men's bathroom on the left, the "private" dance area in the middle (accessed from the right) and the dancer's dressing room at the far right. End of geometry.

Cover is $10 which includes two drinks but you need a membership card which is another $10 but gets you in for about another year for only the basic $10 cover each visit. (So $20 the first time.)

Dancers start about noon but things tend to be slow until about 2pm or so. Dancers do 2-song sets; typically topless on the first and nude on the second song but it can vary a little. When things are slower, they have a song without a dancer. Dancers come around after their set and solicit $1 from each patron.