Posts by jackslash

My CF Jenna invited me to her apartment on Sunday afternoon. Our plan was to have sex after her toddler Todd fell asleep, but the toddler did not cooperate. He ran around and threw things and showed no…

This is what happens when you try to make a stripper/escort/porn star your girlfriend. http://nypost.com/2016/07/22/famed-violinist-says-porn-star-exs-pee-suit-is-extortion/

As I predicted, the Republican convention was not a boon for strip clubs. http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/cleveland-metro/strip-clubs-didnt-see-expected-rnc-boost

The stripper I banged on Tuesday texted me today: "Hello hun! Hoes your day going?" "Oops. How not hoes." I wonder if "hoes" might be the better word.

I think some of these are pretty funny. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a61567/stripper-illustrations-jacq-the-stripper/

Q. What has 3 teeth and an IQ of 80? A. The dancer line-up at a West Virginia strip club. http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/07/19/lap-dance-proceeds-will-support-west-virginia-flood-relief/

So many cops are strippers. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/policewoman-fired-after-posting-video-8441449

Q. How do you rape a stripper? A. Refuse to pay her after you finish. http://www.metro.us/philadelphia/d-a-clears-eagles-linebacker-of-strip-club-rape-accusation/zsJpgr---3Zy3t0U0J6WuY/

I'm glad to hear that Pokemon Go is not just a waste of time. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/530521/Pokemon-Go-nude-naked-strip-clubs-naked-app-free-to-play-download-video-game-Ye-Olde-Axe

http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/34580280-75/man-kicked-out-of-strip-club-accused-of-leading-springfield-police-on-high-speed-chase.html.csp

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I posted this story before, but the Washington Post adds some new details such as " Martin, who was already incarcerated for possessing heroin and allegedly trying to pay a toll with counterfeit bills, had her bond set at $110,000…