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Never marry a stripper. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2737847/anna-ziuzina-former-stripper-murder-barry-pring/

"Strippers have to be willing to possibly do full nudity. The position pays $300 if the role is topless, $800 if baring everything is required. Applicants without tattoos are preferred." Where will they find a Cleveland stripper without tattoos? http://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2017/01/feature_film_casting_babies_-.html

I had not heard from my CF Jenna since Wednesday, which is unusual. She texts or calls me almost every day, and she had talked about coming to my house on Saturday. Around 2PM on Saturday Jenna called me and…

Poor baby! Of course, when she dropped out of high school she was 24. http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/images/charlotte-mckinney-facebook.jpg http://pagesix.com/2017/01/27/bullying-forced-charlotte-mckinney-to-drop-out-of-high-school/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20170127

Older TUSCLers will remember Russ Meyer's movies. https://bullshit.ist/my-year-with-uber-boob-filmmaker-russ-meyer-35f2f1c9992f#.gtdi1baye

"One strip club had a shipping container in the back of the building that dancers were using as a changing room." From what dancers have told me about strip club changing rooms, a shipping container might be an improvement. http://wfla.com/2017/01/23/pasco-county-cracking-down-on-strip-clubs-looking-for-signs-of-human-trafficking/

A play has been written about Kwame Kilpatrick, former Detroit mayor and current convict, and a stripper rumored to have performed at the mayor's mansion. The stripper was murdered, which makes me sad, but Kilpatrick was sentenced to 28…

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“They were a couple of old friends who decided to have a drink at a place that advertises as a gentlemen’s club, but there were no gentleman there.” http://nypost.com/2017/01/19/two-guys-night-out-at-strip-club-turns-into-75m-lawsuit/

I blame strippers when I'm pulled over for speeding. I'm desperate to get to the club. http://www.10news.com/news/bomb-threat-denver-san-diego-blames-stripper

http://nypost.com/2017/01/18/strip-club-waitress-vanishes-after-getting-pulled-over/