Reviews by Boone

Stopped by for a beer on a really hot afternoon at about 4PM. There were four girls there, all pretty with decent but not outrageous slim bodies. They were dressed nicely and the bartender...

My last several trips to St. james have been duds, with relatively few girls, often standoffish or trolling only for high rollers, and just sort of a dead scene. I had almost given up...

I hadn't been to Austin in about 7 years, so had an hour or so after some late meetings to check out Expose, having never been there. They had two stages going, and you...

Had an hour to kill before some meetings so decided to check out. I note that reviews of this place are mixed. The inside is a bit dingy, with a long bar, several stages,...

This is a compendium of 3 visits, starting Sunday afternoon and evening, Monday evening, and Tuesday evening (yes, it was that good, so why go anywhere else?). There were 50 to close to 100...

Went there after having four martinis at another bar to check it out. Very upscale, built around 3 story high open space, they gutted a row building that used to house an older strip...

Stopped by for a few hours after a dead visit to the St. James early Sunday afternoon. I was surprised how many girls were on shift- maybe 40-50. There were a good 8-10 who'd...

This is a compendium review of a Monday night visit, and a visit on Thursday afternoon and evening. The theatre part is getting to be an uncomfortable dump. I for one like to be...

Got here about 10PM and stayed until 1AM. I noticed that a substantial number of dancers, including some of the most attractive ones, left between 11 and 11:30. Club has two large stages with...

Club is very nice, with two floors. Main and side stage on first floor, as well as large bar with 360 degree seats. Upper floor has private dance booths, dance couches that are higher...

This place is totally hit or miss in my experience. It's either feast (with some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen) or absolute famine, with famine being about 2/3 of the times...

This is a compendium of two visits- Monday afternoon and early evening, and Thursday evening. First, buffet was actually pretty good both nights. Monday had salmon that was quite delicious, and Thursday had steak....

I have visited this club numerous times before over the years, usually in the afternoon as historically the dancers are nicer and there is no valet parking then. As others have stated, the club...

First visit in several years. Club is large, with a "VIP" upstairs (cost $10 for wristband that gets access to 2 for $40 "contact" lap dances, a stage), with large downstairs with vaulted ceiling...

Upscale, but very expensive club. I was astounded at the high level of beauty amongst the dancers- I am picky, but easily would have been happy with getting dances from perhaps 15 of them...

First, a correction on prices. The lap dances, held in private rooms with no alcohol allowed, are given as $40 topless and $50 nude. Ouch- very expensive, and the songs don't seem to be...

Stopped by towards the end of the afternoon, with only an hour to kill. It has been two years since I've been in the club, and it has been substantially freshened inside. The carpet...

First trip to Ritz, Physically impressive club, with vaulted ceiling in the main area and an upstairs VIP overlooking the two stages on the main floor. Have to say I didn't get any dances,...

Stopped by here after a visit to Michaels, in the hope of catching an old favorite (Jamie). When I walked in the door, she was right there at the entrance. Didn't get dances from...

Had a great time here again with a pair of exceptionally beautiful Cuban dancers. I never fail to have a good time here, never fail to be treated as someone special by the...

Stopped by for a drink after a flight. Met up with Natalie immediately, a very beautiful, slim, sweetheart from Cuba who I had dances with before. After a drink, some superb dances, she is...

Went here after a 5 year absence on a rainy evening around 8PM with only about 5 customers. Girls dance on stage in middle of bar, with large wraparound bar physically separate from the...

First, there has been an invasion of Cuban dancers into this club- and that's good. The last few times I've been, there has been 3-6 Cuban dancers of 8-10 quality that are also very...

Went there before a plane flight. Dancers are very standoff-ish, and the more attractive ones tend to disappear with regulars into the VIP area- this is a case where one has to be aggressive...