Posts by crazyjoe

This is a piggy back on an earlier thread. Would it bother you if? A dancer laughed so hard at a joke you told her that milk shot out of her nipples? What if she had pierced nipples and the milk shot…

What happened to the daily chive?

Date Sent: 02/27/14 6:30 AM To : crazyjoe  From : Alucard  Subject: @#$_ Message: Misspelled my name Asshole. Too fucking stupid to get it right from your hacking Asshole buddies. 

What would you do if a dancer started grinding on you and she got a boner?

I saw something on tv last night where there has been a spike vet visits by dog owners in Colorado. Dogs get into their owners edibles and scarfing them down. The ratio of 420 in them is ment for…

Equals a threesome

Who is sick of hearing about this punk ass bitch yoda?

I found out that the average tit weighs 3.5 pounds. I have no idea what a pussy weighs though. Would all you punk ass pussy bitches please step on a scale so we can figure this one out.

Now when you prop someone it erases all your previous props to that person and just the new one shows up

Have you ever had a car stolen? Yesterday I went downtown and I took the light rail instead of paying for parking. I had parked in a lot designated for people using public transportation. When I got back my car…

There was a thread yesterday about Richard Sherman talking strippers. Have you ever been in a club when NFL players showed up?

What is the best time you had in a club?