Posts by crazyjoe

Did you hear what happened to Bagboyjames? He was picking his nose with his sausage fingers and ended up in the hospital! He ended up picking a 9 pound bugger and his head colapsed! He is in brain surgery now.

How much shit does it take to shit your pants?

Did you hear Dukey had his sausage fingers bitten off? He was holding some pancakes and someone thought he had pigs in a blanket...

You think your a pimp and a baller! You got no game. You live in a van down by the river and you think your going to own strip cluns and massage parlors so you can get action for free!…

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Every once in a while cops come into two of the clubs I go to. Both clubs are in the same suburb. They come in and watch for illegal activities and im sure they get their titty fix. Have you…

All this talk about holding hands got me thinking. What is the best way a dancer led you back to the dance area? Holding hands? Holding your manhood? Grabbing and twisting your ear? Linking arms? Belt around your neck?

Have you ever had a dancer ask if you could give their boyfriend a job, or get them a job? If you did get them a job, how well did it go. I had a Tilted Kilt girl ask me tonite…

Have you ever seen a gay bouncer that was trying soooo hard to act strait? I knew one once that told me he had gay guys come into the sc and tip him $50 just to talk to him.…

Surprise Lap Dance Prank: http://youtu.be/LcmZkRS2_uI

Remember when you thought my mom made you cookies and pastries and I said I made them special for you. Watch this video and see how I made them! : http://youtu.be/1BIsi_VYDco Who's the bitch now?

Do any of the names of clubs reviewed ever make you wonder if they are gay clubs or not? Golden Bananna sounds gay to me