Reviews

Still my go-to place for all my lapping needs. While this club has a rep for overpriced, low-mileage bikini dances, you may well be surprised when you take some knowing dancers into the VIP…

i hate the spearmint rhino chain on principle. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in california. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in los angeles, city of industry, torrance, and van nuys.…

This joint has the highest quality girls in the greater L.A. area. While other clubs will vary widely in their stable, 4play approaches what you find in the upper echelon of Las Vegas.…

So I was in town for business a few weeks back and visited three of Philly's finest: Club Risque on the Delaware, Oasis, and Delilah's. I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of…

This is the joint that rarely disappoints when I visit the Big Apple. Yes, it can get quite expensive, but compared to the ginormous rip-off that is Hot Lap Dance Club (see that club…

Found myself again in New York with an evening to spare, a fat roll burning in my pocket, and a hankering for some close contact lap dances. So I paid my $20 dollar admission…

Stuck in Dallas for work, decided to hit up this infamous joint. Overall had a great time. Texas in general seems to have more of the big-haired, big-boobed, big-boned dancer types then other…

This has to be the most overrated club in the country. I gave this place another try after a less than sterling visit back in the fall (see my previous review). At that…

Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your interior decorator's worst…

This place gets A LOT of attention among the L.A. PL cognoscenti on Zbone. However, most of my experience here has always been blah. The quality of talent here varies a lot.…

This may well be the best club in vegas but my experience is usually hit-n-miss, so I tend to think this joint a tad overrated. Believe it or not, the clubs I frequent back…

Based on reviews here, I had to check this place out when I was in town and had the unfortunate experience of dropping in on a Wednesday evening. At least on this occasion, the…