zajemian

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Reviews by zajemian

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  7 years ago
  Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

  Tijuana, Baja California
  Clubbing vs. Mongering

  HK is legendary for good reason: It combines the best of the US strip club experience with the brothel experience. If all you wanted to do is camp out, drink alcohol, and perv out...
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  7 years ago
  Sahara Theatre

  Anaheim, California
  Hit or miss

  My experience is this is a nice place for an appetizer before getting your rocks off somewhere else. Sure, there are probably some ladies here willing to tug you for the right price,...
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  11 years ago
  Déjà Vu Showgirls

  City of Industry, California
  There was a time several years...

  There was a time several years back that I vowed to never come back here. It wasn't because I was ripped off. It wasn't because I was mistreated. It was because...
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  11 years ago
  Cafe Atlantis

  Mississauga, Ontario
  Coming to the GTA for work,...

  Coming to the GTA for work, I was trying to figure out to go to Brass Rail (my normal spot while in town), or another club. After reading the reviews here in this...
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  12 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  Los Angeles, California
  This club is to be avoided...

  This club is to be avoided during the day shift. My rating would be better for the night shift. In all my years of going here, it's the night shifts that have...
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  13 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  Los Angeles, California
  So after a disappointing lineup at...

  So after a disappointing lineup at Spearmint Industry, I made a trip here to see if any old favorites still worked. Plus, during the times there are Staples Center events, they pass out...
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  13 years ago
  Imperial Showgirls

  Anaheim, California
  What happened to this place? ...

  What happened to this place? This used to be my go-to joint for all things lap. There used to be a steady stream of hotties populating this club -- I believed the...
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  13 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  City of Industry, California
  I've been on of the Rhino...

  I've been on of the Rhino chain's biggest detractors, to one of their biggest fans. In a down economy, they are doing things at this club (and others in the chain) to draw...
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  13 years ago
  Tootsie's Cabaret

  Miami, Florida
  The operative word here is Ass....

  The operative word here is Ass. There's a lot of it here. It parades around you. It prods and provokes you. And if you play your cards straight, it burrows...
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  15 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  Los Angeles, California
  So I made a visit at...

  So I made a visit at this joint for the first time in a long time. If you read my previous reviews, you know I tend to hate all the Rhino clubs (except...
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  15 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  Van Nuys, California
  Friday night and free time, what...

  Friday night and free time, what should a PL do? Instead of hitting up my favorites, I decided to mix things up a bit and visit this place. I previously visited on...
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  15 years ago
  Imperial Showgirls

  Anaheim, California
  Returned to my favorite lap factory...

  Returned to my favorite lap factory in Orange County this afternoon. ITA now features TGIM (Thank God Its Monday) specials - 5 dances for 50 bones in the VIP, every Monday for a...
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  16 years ago
  Imperial Showgirls

  Anaheim, California
  Still my go-to place for all...

  Still my go-to place for all my lapping needs. While this club has a rep for overpriced, low-mileage bikini dances, you may well be surprised when you take some knowing dancers into the...
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  16 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  i hate the spearmint rhino chain...

  i hate the spearmint rhino chain on principle. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in california. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in los angeles, city of industry, torrance, and van nuys....
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  16 years ago
  4 Play Gentlemen's Club

  Los Angeles, California
  This joint has the highest quality...

  This joint has the highest quality girls in the greater L.A. area. While other clubs will vary widely in their stable, 4play approaches what you find in the upper echelon of Las Vegas....
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  16 years ago
  Flashdancers Midtown

  New York, New York
  This is the joint that rarely...

  This is the joint that rarely disappoints when I visit the Big Apple. Yes, it can get quite expensive, but compared to the ginormous rip-off that is Hot Lap Dance Club (see that...
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  16 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  So I was in town for...

  So I was in town for business a few weeks back and visited three of Philly's finest: Club Risque on the Delaware, Oasis, and Delilah's. I was pleasantly surprised at the quality...
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  16 years ago
  Hot Lap Dance

  New York, New York
  Found myself again in New York...

  Found myself again in New York with an evening to spare, a fat roll burning in my pocket, and a hankering for some close contact lap dances. So I paid my $20 dollar...
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  16 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  Dallas, Texas
  Stuck in Dallas for work, decided...

  Stuck in Dallas for work, decided to hit up this infamous joint. Overall had a great time. Texas in general seems to have more of the big-haired, big-boobed, big-boned dancer types then...
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  17 years ago
  Hot Lap Dance

  New York, New York
  This has to be the most...

  This has to be the most overrated club in the country. I gave this place another try after a less than sterling visit back in the fall (see my previous review). At...
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  17 years ago
  The Crazy Horse

  San Francisco, California
  Compared to clubs I'm used to...

  Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your interior decorator's...
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  17 years ago
  Déjà Vu North Hollywood

  North Hollywood, California
  This place gets A LOT of...

  This place gets A LOT of attention among the L.A. PL cognoscenti on Zbone. However, most of my experience here has always been blah. The quality of talent here varies a lot....
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  17 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  This may well be the best...

  This may well be the best club in vegas but my experience is usually hit-n-miss, so I tend to think this joint a tad overrated. Believe it or not, the clubs I frequent...
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  17 years ago
  Hot Lap Dance

  New York, New York
  Based on reviews here, I had...

  Based on reviews here, I had to check this place out when I was in town and had the unfortunate experience of dropping in on a Wednesday evening. At least on this occasion,...