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Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Tijuana, BC
HK is legendary for good reason: It combines the best of the US strip club experience with the brothel experience. If all you wanted to do is camp out, drink alcohol, and perv out at…
zajemian· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 1 1Sahara Theatre
Anaheim, CA
My experience is this is a nice place for an appetizer before getting your rocks off somewhere else. Sure, there are probably some ladies here willing to tug you for the right price, but…
zajemian· 9 yrs ago 3Déjà Vu Showgirls
City of Industry, CA
There was a time several years back that I vowed to never come back here. It wasn't because I was ripped off. It wasn't because I was mistreated. It was because during…
zajemian· 12 yrs agoCafe Atlantis
Mississauga, ON
Coming to the GTA for work, I was trying to figure out to go to Brass Rail (my normal spot while in town), or another club. After reading the reviews here in this forum,…
zajemian· 13 yrs ago 2Spearmint Rhino
Los Angeles, CA
This club is to be avoided during the day shift. My rating would be better for the night shift. In all my years of going here, it's the night shifts that have a…
zajemian· 13 yrs ago 1Spearmint Rhino
Los Angeles, CA
So after a disappointing lineup at Spearmint Industry, I made a trip here to see if any old favorites still worked. Plus, during the times there are Staples Center events, they pass out free…
zajemian· 14 yrs agoImperial Showgirls
Anaheim, CA
What happened to this place? This used to be my go-to joint for all things lap. There used to be a steady stream of hotties populating this club -- I believed the best…
zajemian· 14 yrs ago 1Spearmint Rhino
City of Industry, CA
I've been on of the Rhino chain's biggest detractors, to one of their biggest fans. In a down economy, they are doing things at this club (and others in the chain) to draw customers…
zajemian· 14 yrs ago 1Tootsie's Cabaret
Miami, FL
The operative word here is Ass. There's a lot of it here. It parades around you. It prods and provokes you. And if you play your cards straight, it burrows itself…
zajemian· 15 yrs agoSpearmint Rhino
Los Angeles, CA
So I made a visit at this joint for the first time in a long time. If you read my previous reviews, you know I tend to hate all the Rhino clubs (except Vegas).…
zajemian· 16 yrs ago 1Spearmint Rhino
Van Nuys, CA
Friday night and free time, what should a PL do? Instead of hitting up my favorites, I decided to mix things up a bit and visit this place. I previously visited on a…
zajemian· 17 yrs ago 1Imperial Showgirls
Anaheim, CA
Returned to my favorite lap factory in Orange County this afternoon. ITA now features TGIM (Thank God Its Monday) specials - 5 dances for 50 bones in the VIP, every Monday for a limited…
zajemian· 17 yrs ago 1Imperial Showgirls
Anaheim, CA
Still my go-to place for all my lapping needs. While this club has a rep for overpriced, low-mileage bikini dances, you may well be surprised when you take some knowing dancers into the VIP…
zajemian· 17 yrs ago 32Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
i hate the spearmint rhino chain on principle. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in california. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in los angeles, city of industry, torrance, and van nuys.…
zajemian· 17 yrs ago 24 Play Gentlemen's Club
Los Angeles, CA
This joint has the highest quality girls in the greater L.A. area. While other clubs will vary widely in their stable, 4play approaches what you find in the upper echelon of Las Vegas.…
zajemian· 17 yrs ago 1Delilah's
Philadelphia, PA
So I was in town for business a few weeks back and visited three of Philly's finest: Club Risque on the Delaware, Oasis, and Delilah's. I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of…
zajemian· 18 yrs ago 3Flashdancers Midtown
New York, NY
This is the joint that rarely disappoints when I visit the Big Apple. Yes, it can get quite expensive, but compared to the ginormous rip-off that is Hot Lap Dance Club (see that club…
zajemian· 18 yrs ago 1Hot Lap Dance
New York, NY
Found myself again in New York with an evening to spare, a fat roll burning in my pocket, and a hankering for some close contact lap dances. So I paid my $20 dollar admission…
zajemian· 18 yrs ago 5Baby Dolls
Dallas, TX
Stuck in Dallas for work, decided to hit up this infamous joint. Overall had a great time. Texas in general seems to have more of the big-haired, big-boobed, big-boned dancer types then other…
zajemian· 18 yrs agoHot Lap Dance
New York, NY
This has to be the most overrated club in the country. I gave this place another try after a less than sterling visit back in the fall (see my previous review). At that…
zajemian· 18 yrs agoThe Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your interior decorator's worst…
zajemian· 18 yrs agoPink Diamonds
North Hollywood, CA
This place gets A LOT of attention among the L.A. PL cognoscenti on Zbone. However, most of my experience here has always been blah. The quality of talent here varies a lot.…
zajemian· 18 yrs ago 1Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
This may well be the best club in vegas but my experience is usually hit-n-miss, so I tend to think this joint a tad overrated. Believe it or not, the clubs I frequent back…
zajemian· 18 yrs ago 3Hot Lap Dance
New York, NY
Based on reviews here, I had to check this place out when I was in town and had the unfortunate experience of dropping in on a Wednesday evening. At least on this occasion, the…
zajemian· 18 yrs ago 2Brass Rail Tavern
Toronto, ON
Was in town for the toronto film festival and poppped in for a visit. overall, not bad, but gurlz ain't as hot as what I see inside the clubs in cali. But there…
zajemian· 18 yrs ago 1
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