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7 years ago
Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Tijuana, Baja California
Clubbing vs. Mongering
HK is legendary for good reason: It combines the best of the US strip club experience with the brothel experience. If all you wanted to do is camp out, drink alcohol, and perv out...
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7 years ago
Sahara Theatre
Anaheim, California
Hit or miss
My experience is this is a nice place for an appetizer before getting your rocks off somewhere else. Sure, there are probably some ladies here willing to tug you for the right price,...
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11 years ago
Déjà Vu Showgirls
City of Industry, California
There was a time several years...
There was a time several years back that I vowed to never come back here. It wasn't because I was ripped off. It wasn't because I was mistreated. It was because...
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12 years ago
Cafe Atlantis
Mississauga, Ontario
Coming to the GTA for work,...
Coming to the GTA for work, I was trying to figure out to go to Brass Rail (my normal spot while in town), or another club. After reading the reviews here in this...
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12 years ago
Spearmint Rhino
Los Angeles, California
This club is to be avoided...
This club is to be avoided during the day shift. My rating would be better for the night shift. In all my years of going here, it's the night shifts that have...
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13 years ago
Spearmint Rhino
Los Angeles, California
So after a disappointing lineup at...
So after a disappointing lineup at Spearmint Industry, I made a trip here to see if any old favorites still worked. Plus, during the times there are Staples Center events, they pass out...
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13 years ago
Imperial Showgirls
Anaheim, California
What happened to this place? ...
What happened to this place? This used to be my go-to joint for all things lap. There used to be a steady stream of hotties populating this club -- I believed the...
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13 years ago
Spearmint Rhino
City of Industry, California
I've been on of the Rhino...
I've been on of the Rhino chain's biggest detractors, to one of their biggest fans. In a down economy, they are doing things at this club (and others in the chain) to draw...
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14 years ago
Tootsie's Cabaret
Miami, Florida
The operative word here is Ass....
The operative word here is Ass. There's a lot of it here. It parades around you. It prods and provokes you. And if you play your cards straight, it burrows...
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15 years ago
Spearmint Rhino
Los Angeles, California
So I made a visit at...
So I made a visit at this joint for the first time in a long time. If you read my previous reviews, you know I tend to hate all the Rhino clubs (except...
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15 years ago
Spearmint Rhino
Van Nuys, California
Friday night and free time, what...
Friday night and free time, what should a PL do? Instead of hitting up my favorites, I decided to mix things up a bit and visit this place. I previously visited on...
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16 years ago
Imperial Showgirls
Anaheim, California
Returned to my favorite lap factory...
Returned to my favorite lap factory in Orange County this afternoon. ITA now features TGIM (Thank God Its Monday) specials - 5 dances for 50 bones in the VIP, every Monday for a...
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16 years ago
Imperial Showgirls
Anaheim, California
Still my go-to place for all...
Still my go-to place for all my lapping needs. While this club has a rep for overpriced, low-mileage bikini dances, you may well be surprised when you take some knowing dancers into the...
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16 years ago
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, Nevada
i hate the spearmint rhino chain...
i hate the spearmint rhino chain on principle. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in california. I hate the spearmint rhino chains in los angeles, city of industry, torrance, and van nuys....
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16 years ago
4 Play Gentlemen's Club
Los Angeles, California
This joint has the highest quality...
This joint has the highest quality girls in the greater L.A. area. While other clubs will vary widely in their stable, 4play approaches what you find in the upper echelon of Las Vegas....
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17 years ago
Flashdancers Midtown
New York, New York
This is the joint that rarely...
This is the joint that rarely disappoints when I visit the Big Apple. Yes, it can get quite expensive, but compared to the ginormous rip-off that is Hot Lap Dance Club (see that...
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17 years ago
Delilah's
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
So I was in town for...
So I was in town for business a few weeks back and visited three of Philly's finest: Club Risque on the Delaware, Oasis, and Delilah's. I was pleasantly surprised at the quality...
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17 years ago
Hot Lap Dance
New York, New York
Found myself again in New York...
Found myself again in New York with an evening to spare, a fat roll burning in my pocket, and a hankering for some close contact lap dances. So I paid my $20 dollar...
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17 years ago
Baby Dolls
Dallas, Texas
Stuck in Dallas for work, decided...
Stuck in Dallas for work, decided to hit up this infamous joint. Overall had a great time. Texas in general seems to have more of the big-haired, big-boobed, big-boned dancer types then...
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17 years ago
Hot Lap Dance
New York, New York
This has to be the most...
This has to be the most overrated club in the country. I gave this place another try after a less than sterling visit back in the fall (see my previous review). At...
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17 years ago
The Crazy Horse
San Francisco, California
Compared to clubs I'm used to...
Compared to clubs I'm used to in L.A. and N.Y., this place is dumpy as hell. Sketchy neighborhood of street hustlers, tacky day-glo interior, fraying-at-the-edges decor -- this place is your interior decorator's...
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17 years ago
Déjà Vu North Hollywood
North Hollywood, California
This place gets A LOT of...
This place gets A LOT of attention among the L.A. PL cognoscenti on Zbone. However, most of my experience here has always been blah. The quality of talent here varies a lot....
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17 years ago
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, Nevada
This may well be the best...
This may well be the best club in vegas but my experience is usually hit-n-miss, so I tend to think this joint a tad overrated. Believe it or not, the clubs I frequent...
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17 years ago
Hot Lap Dance
New York, New York
Based on reviews here, I had...
Based on reviews here, I had to check this place out when I was in town and had the unfortunate experience of dropping in on a Wednesday evening. At least on this occasion,...