Reviews

Another pretty brutal visit to Mr Happy's. The most exciting moment was when the bartender unleashed her absolutely amazing set of bolt-ons and bounced around a bit.

A big sign announcing that lap dances are…

Yuck. Wandered in on a weekday afternoon, wanting to see how this club has evolved since my last visit many moons ago.

It has devolved. There were four dancers (white and hispanic, between fours…

Kahoots has been a bit slow as of late. The dancer's (and bartender), in turn, seem more pushy. I sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. A dancer came over…

The Venus has become quite consistent. It is a dive strip joint, for sure. But, it seems this kind of establishment has a better chance of thriving in this economy.

They toy with the…

I think I hit Keepers at the wrong time, perhaps between shifts. It just seemed that there was not a lot of attention to be paid to any patrons at the time - including…

I enjoy this club, which is in a residential-ish neighborhood. They seem to be left alone, and it seems relatively well run. It is certainly safe.

There are some nice big-screen TVs with couches.…

Passions is across the street from a gas station. I felt it very wise to tip the parking lot attendant despite the fact he didn't ask. Parking in front of the establishment didn't…

The parking lot is well watched, so I felt safe parking and getting into this club - although the neighborhood is not the best.

You pay a cover, but almost anything will get that waived (a…

I did not enjoy myself at Center Stage. Perhaps I caught it on a bad night, or maybe I was in a bad mood, but I didn't really feel welcome.

There's a moderate cover and…

I've had the chance to visit this club a number of times this year, and I like it.

You can avoid a cover by showing up before seven, and beers are affordable. I've found the…

A $5 cover awaits after 7pm. Before then it is a free to get in. Drinks are moderately priced, and for a buck the dancers will stuff their vagina in your face.

There are…

You enter into this former discoteque and pay an $8 cover. In front of you is a horseshoe bar. Two attentive bartenders were working on a Saturday night, and promptly served three $5…