Reviews

Shouldn't have spent as much money or as much time here, as I did, on a Tuesday in early-ish December. I had gone to my usual club (Visions, in New Orleans East) and on my…

7 yrs ago

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Very Enjoyable Time

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Well, my most recent trip to Visions confirms that things are still rather enjoyable there. The club, setting, building, parking lot, prices, staff, etc., are still the same. I am not going to go through…

7 yrs ago2

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Surprisingly good stable of dancers

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Generally speaking, I was happy with this my latest visit to Visions, "where the locals go", yup I'm a local. I went on a Thursday evening, more in order to check on what the dancers…

7 yrs ago2

Visions

New Orleans, LA

A little more disappointing every time

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I like to compare visits. I go to Visions often enough, I know my way around it. Previous reviews have described the layout, the type of experiences for lap dances available in the different levels…

8 yrs ago

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, FL

Expensive Seven-Up Factory, BAD HOSTESS

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Well, mostly my experience at Thee Dollhouse was very nice, and pretty much what I had expected. But they closed me out with one idiotic experience (which is probably not normal for this club) but…

8 yrs ago1

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Super Hot Girls in a Lap Dance Factory

Nothing new to report, though you might want to know whether or not I got good levels of service. The answer to that inquiry would be, that I didn't try. I only went as far…

8 yrs ago1

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

First Return in a Decade

I've read the reviews here to keep up with the changes at Ybor since last I was there in, oh, roughly 2005 or so. It used to be my Go-To club for any later-night fun…

8 yrs ago

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, FL

Run Away! Far Far Away!

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Weird place. Very ugly dancers. That is all. OK OK I'll give some more details. This place has two clubs in the same parking lot. After parking (not many places available at 1 am Thursday night…

8 yrs ago2

Clearwater, FL

Fairly Tame Line-Up

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Went to Oz on a weekday evening, roughly for the after-work crowd. Got there before 6 pm, they didn't charge me any cover. I found the place had about ten or twelve patrons in it,…

8 yrs ago

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Disappointing Dancers on a Weekday Afternoon and Evening

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I was last at The Mons on a Wednesday afternoon and early evening, about 4 pm to about 9 pm. I must say I was surprised at how unattractive the girls were, over all, and…

8 yrs ago1

Clearwater, FL

Oz after Irma not much different

I don't know why I keep ending up at this one club in the Pinellas County area, but evidently I think it's worth going to, because it keeps on being the one that I think…

8 yrs ago2

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Luscious Nubile Cubanas All Over The Place!!

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Loved my first trip to Diamond Dolls. It was the best strip-clubbing experience I've had in a long long time, in terms of many of the things that are now-a-days too rare to be had…

9 yrs ago7

Clearwater, FL

Plenty hotties, but overpriced

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This place had some very attractive women. I put "unknown" for my day-of-visit but actually it was several different weekday afternoons and evenings. The women working here were (some of them; the ones I paid…

9 yrs ago2

Gold Club

Tampa, FL

Ghost Town

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Very quiet in here on a late-ish weekday evening. And very unappealing dancers. I paid a whopping big cover charge ($8? IIRC) to arrive in a room that was about a thousand times too large…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, FL

Very sorry little joint

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I'm in the Tampa Bay area for an extended stay, so I'm trying out all the different clubs. This one? Didn't like it. After reading through the reviews back a few years for all the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Standard Lapdance Fare ... almost ...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Well, it had to be done. Here I am in the city that invented lap-dances, driving down Dale Mabry right at I-275. What, an old-hand monger like me was going to NOT stop at Mons…

9 yrs ago5

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Standard Local Fare

Where the locals go. I haven't been clubbing in quite some time, but over that delay Visions has still remained the "best" mainstream New Orleans club, IMO. The girls are not of the caliber of…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

Not as nice as it should be at these prices

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I have only recently returned to clubbing, after several years out of the strip-club scene. But I feel like Penthouse hasn't changed very much in the interim. Just a week ago, I stated in a…

9 yrs ago1

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

Amazingly Hot Girls

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Wow, the women who work at Penthouse are just amazingly visually stunning. I would say that, according to an average man's preferences, based on the typical North American erotic mold of our Western usual culture,…

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Not much has changed at Visions...

Not much has changed at Visions in the two decades, or more, that I've been attending this club. I understand that the ownership has gone through at least one change during that time, but mostly…

13 yrs ago4

Visions

New Orleans, LA

I have been making Visions my...

I have been making Visions my mostly-regular club for several years now. I choose it because it's the best that New Orleans has to offer, but it really isn't anything ultra-special. The staff is very…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

Very disappointed in Penthouse lately. Something...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Very disappointed in Penthouse lately. Something has hit the skids -- maybe the hottest girls have decided to go to some other club in the city, maybe the management has decided that they're doing well…

Scuttlebutt Gentlemen's Club

Slidell, LA

Have visited this place on a...

Have visited this place on a few occasions, usually late-afternoon to early-evening. It's on the main interstate to or from NOLa so when I find myself coming through Slidell I can choose to wait out…

One-Eyed Jack's Burlesque Review

New Orleans, LA

This is a stage-performance of burlesque...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This is a stage-performance of burlesque acts, in a theater which, for the rest of the month, is a rock-concert venue with "normal" bar out front. For the "burlesque" night, they charge $15 to $20…