Reviews by Smegma Jones

Ok. So I was on a trip a few months back and asked in discussion where I should go in the area I was staying. I was told in no uncertain terms NOT…

So I've been to 390 before and never submitted a review. This time I was there a bit longer, had more dances, did more recon, so I figured I'd better drop one in to…

So I ended up on a Sunday out near the Slipper and had no reason to go home early, so I stopped in. Bar is the same (See my previous few reviews) as is…

First off...yes, this is a 'black' club, the dancers and patrons both (minus 1 'hood' white dancer). You couldn't really tell from the website as the main page has a pretty nice white…

I've been to the club many times over the years, and it hasn't really changed, so I'll do a brief recap. Cover is 7 bucks, but they don't really charge it till the girls…

This was my first visit to Polekatz, and I rolled in about 9PM on a Friday. I guess this is the Friday lingerie party, which came with some 1/2 price bottles offer, but I…

So it's been a minute since I've been to the Slipper, or at least reviewed it. I've been a few times over the last couple of years and tend to go on Wed/Thurs and…

Ok. So this won't be a 100% useful review, but I figured I'd drop it anyway. Showed up on Wed just past 5PM and they open at 4 or 430. Paid no…

Was in town for the eclipse, and as this is the only joint in Bloomington, I went there. Sunday $3 cover wasn't bad, beers were $4 for domestics...not sure on mixed as I wasn't…

I actually went to this club 2 times this trip. The first visit was a Thursday around 2AM. I rolled up on the club and the lights outside were out, so I…

So. I was looking to hit a few places in LV when last there (just got back) and Deja Vu is temporarily closed, which was my first pick, so I hit Minks instead.…

So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts here and on the site…

Have been out of the game for a while, and was working in Wisconsin for a few days, figured I'd see how this place was as I'd seen it a few times on various trips…

Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes. The club itself is not really a strip club. Looks like a…

I generally hit this club once a year to so, sometime when out on the motorcycle, sometimes just if I'm in the area for work. Usually after someone else tells me what a great…

Was in Dallas for 2 nights and wanted to hit my one of my old favs Royale Cabaret and found it had changed into Chicas Locas. Never one to shy away from an adventure,…

So I was down in Mexicali for a 1 night stay and decided to get out for the evening. I haven't been to Mexicali in a while and decided to try a new place.…

I was on the last day of a 3 day trip to Dallas and I had not gotten out this time. Had another guy sharing the car and couldn't get it away from him…

Saw a special for Tuesday night $5 dances as it was 1st Tues of the month…missed it due to work and saw they had a ‘Wild Wed’ with $10 cover and $10 dances….woo hoo…I’m in!…

Read reviews of this club and wanted to go by to see what the deal was with the ‘forts’ and it seemed like a down and dirty place. The CLUB: Parking was in back, well lit with…

So I was out in Irvine CA for work and had to do a interview up in Anahiem. I went up there in the afternoon for a later interview because everyone said the traffic…

So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away. Exterior is a…

This is not a strip club so much as a massage parlor. The girls appear to be white/black/latina...no Asians that I saw. I went in thinking this was a strip club and should…

Went to Amnesia 2 weeks ago when I was on a trip to San Diego CA. Drove down to the border, parked at the last parking lot (right by the crossing) and walked over.…

Went to the Slipper after a motorcycle rally and it's the only reason I went to this club. Atmosphere is a country-style bar...really woody decor, well lit bar area, basic c-shaped chairs. The…