Reviews by Smegma Jones

This was my first visit to Polekatz, and I rolled in about 9PM on a Friday. I guess this is the Friday lingerie party, which came with some 1/2 price bottles offer, but...

So it's been a minute since I've been to the Slipper, or at least reviewed it. I've been a few times over the last couple of years and tend to go on Wed/Thurs...

Ok. So this won't be a 100% useful review, but I figured I'd drop it anyway. Showed up on Wed just past 5PM and they open at 4 or 430. Paid...

Was in town for the eclipse, and as this is the only joint in Bloomington, I went there. Sunday $3 cover wasn't bad, beers were $4 for domestics...not sure on mixed as I...

I actually went to this club 2 times this trip. The first visit was a Thursday around 2AM. I rolled up on the club and the lights outside were out, so I...

So. I was looking to hit a few places in LV when last there (just got back) and Deja Vu is temporarily closed, which was my first pick, so I hit Minks instead....

So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts here and on the...

Have been out of the game for a while, and was working in Wisconsin for a few days, figured I'd see how this place was as I'd seen it a few times on various...

Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes. The club itself is not really a strip club. Looks like...

I generally hit this club once a year to so, sometime when out on the motorcycle, sometimes just if I'm in the area for work. Usually after someone else tells me what a...

Was in Dallas for 2 nights and wanted to hit my one of my old favs Royale Cabaret and found it had changed into Chicas Locas. Never one to shy away from an...

So I was down in Mexicali for a 1 night stay and decided to get out for the evening. I haven't been to Mexicali in a while and decided to try a new...

I was on the last day of a 3 day trip to Dallas and I had not gotten out this time. Had another guy sharing the car and couldn't get it away from...

Read reviews of this club and wanted to go by to see what the deal was with the ‘forts’ and it seemed like a down and dirty place. The CLUB: Parking was in back, well lit...

Saw a special for Tuesday night $5 dances as it was 1st Tues of the month…missed it due to work and saw they had a ‘Wild Wed’ with $10 cover and $10 dances….woo hoo…I’m...

So I was out in Irvine CA for work and had to do a interview up in Anahiem. I went up there in the afternoon for a later interview because everyone said the...

So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away. Exterior is...

This is not a strip club so much as a massage parlor. The girls appear to be white/black/latina...no Asians that I saw. I went in thinking this was a strip club and...

Went to Amnesia 2 weeks ago when I was on a trip to San Diego CA. Drove down to the border, parked at the last parking lot (right by the crossing) and walked...

Went to the Slipper after a motorcycle rally and it's the only reason I went to this club. Atmosphere is a country-style bar...really woody decor, well lit bar area, basic c-shaped chairs. ...

I was in Erie for a visit a few weeks ago and while I would normally go down the road to Partnerz, I decided to give Juliets a try. There were about 6...

Ended up in New Jersey a few weeks ago for a 1 night stay, so I couldn't be picky when choosing a club...this one was within 20 miles of where I was staying, so...

I went to the Lamp for the first time in about 2 years and (as usual) the club itself hasn't changed a bit. It's a small, dirty, little bar that has a small...

Le Chambre The club itself – 6 This was my second visit here and the last one was 2.5 years ago. Nothing has changed at the club. It’s a small long rectangle with some...