Posts by joker44

"Conservative Politician Writes Resignation In Klingon AUTHOR: RANDA MORRIS JANUARY 6, 2014 It's not all that uncommon for a politician to resign before their term is complete. Even when that representative has only been in office for a couple of months, it's…

Hamilton Medford Now that we have boldly entered the year 2014 A.D., it means we have a new eager, bustling field of desperate interns working at our corporations. Fresh out of college, these eager beavers are smart, strapping and very…

Haywood Bynum III+ Pastors Against Marijuana in America, Chairman Aspen, Colorado (DailyMail) – Marijuana has claimed yet another victim. Legendary American icon, Bigfoot, was found dead a few miles away from a Colorado Marijuana Shop. Shop owner David Orteese says…

"Bad news bear: A Syrian bear of the kind that God sent to massacre Jewish children for insulting his baldy prophet Elisha. THE year is circa 560 to 540BC. The book is 2 Kings. The weather is apocryphal. Elisha, the hard-working…

Yesterday, Brother shark posted this discussion: 'Ship stuck in the ice was studying global warming, haha' along with a link to that ever-reliable fount of wisdom and reality, NEWSMAX.COM. I humbly add to this foundation by posting this story from ChrisTwire.org…

Thanks to dallas702 for posting Detroit article from the always reliable NEWSMAX.com. Here's an article from an even more reliable source, God's word in the Bible by way of ChrisTwire.org http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/christwirelogo3.png whose mission statement is-- "Dear friends, we are living in cruel…

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is the runaway winner. Talking Points Memo [TPM] "is pleased to announce the winners of the Seventh Annual Golden Dukes recognizing the year's best purveyors of public corruption, outlandish behavior and The Crazy. The awards are named in…

Urban Dictionary: 1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more "bang" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea. "Checking in with a bad…

Why go to the expense of traveling to St. Peterburg, Russia to be scammed by Petersburg BOB when you can legally fuck all the women you want in Germany's FKK clubs. Interested then read StripClubHounds recent report here: http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/2013/11/my-trip-to-heaven.html Excerpts: "My trip to…

Republican small government at work for you. From the Kansas City Star: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/11/29/4657868/nebraska-strip-club-must-install.html Nebraska strip club must install exterior windows, paint over them November 29 LINCOLN, Neb. — The owner of a downtown Lincoln strip club and bar must put exterior windows on his…

In another recent post @Shadowcat posted an Obamacare/ACA joke. and @georgmicrodong posted this response: "Actually, the ACA is as much.fascist as socialist, if not more so. Fascism, more than socialism, has been the dominant trend in this country for a while…

STARGAZING Former Chief Larry Johnson is now a DJ at Miami strip club Tootsie's Cabaret October 7 BY LISA GUTIERREZ The Kansas City Star Been wondering what Larry Johnson is up to these days? Well, wonder no more. TMZ reports that the former Chiefs running…