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a hottie that grinded my cock like a princess 20 minutes later
told me this one last night:

the farmer bought randy to tend to his hens but randy didn't stop there.
after the hens he started bangin…

anyone else support their local clubs on myspace?
i was just at the platinum plus page. nice site.

dg

sup gang

has the smoking ban topic been done?

90% (95, 100%?) of dancers smoke.
the illinois clubs in my neck of the woods
are suffering.
i live across the river from the plentiful
iowa venues and have a choice (for…

I'm not a C/W fan.
Unless you count Molly Hatchet.
But several country songs have been drilled into my neurons from overexposure at clubs.

I don't know (or particularly care) who sings them:

Badonkadonk
Tequila makes her clothes come off
Friends…

So I'm in a multi-couch LD room and an elderly dude in there starts scamming his hottie for a senior citizen discount.
Obviously ready for this one, she responded with, "Senior citizen discount?! I should be…

Hypothetically speaking, the stoned fantasy can be so intense that I'd never enter another club without a good buzz on.

And my Hot Personal Supermodel is a dead-ringer for Rachael McAdams in Mean Girls.
Lotta stripper-worthy babes…

I'm the proverbial 'sucker for a pretty face'.
New Meat's gorgeous mug makes me forget the generous pug.

Fat or Ugly?

DG

Two Spanish-speaking gentlemen were at the club last night.
Random (a different Random) asked me how to ask them for a dollar dance in Spanish.
That was my reply.

Hilarity unsued.

DG's SC Fun and Games Dept.

the 8-year-old lords of acid tune 'pussy' has been in high rotation this year (at my clubs).

anywhere else?

lyrics at:

lordsofacid.com

dg