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  12 years ago
  Thee Dollhouse

  Tampa, Florida
  I made a valiant effort to...

  I made a valiant effort to visit as many of Tampa’s 30 + clubs as I could during a recent brief visit, and failed miserably. However, I can offer some generalizations. Firstly,...
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  12 years ago
  Mons Venus

  Tampa, Florida
  I finally made it to the...

  I finally made it to the "world famous" Mons Venus, and to be perfectly honest, I can't see what the fuss is about. Dancers are mostly all attractive, but also all seem...
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  13 years ago
  Club Alex's

  Stoughton, Massachusetts
  I may be old and cynical,...

  I may be old and cynical, but the previous review sounds like it was written by a member of Alex's management staff. Clues? Sngle review, unqualified praise, factoid writing style. "..The...
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  13 years ago
  Club Alex's

  Stoughton, Massachusetts
  I have tended to pay more...

  I have tended to pay more visits to Club Alex's than is wise, mainly because it is close by my business route. As a venue, it resembles a seedy, run-down hovel, which...
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  14 years ago
  Club Alex's

  Stoughton, Massachusetts
  Club Alex's has been my favorite...

  Club Alex's has been my favorite casual "drop-in" club for a long time; its the best venue this side of Providence. What I like most is the dancers and customers mingle in...
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  15 years ago
  Rhode Island Dolls

  Woonsocket, Rhode Island
  Paid my first-ever visit to this...

  Paid my first-ever visit to this club this week – not easy to find without a GPS. The building is surrounded by a large parking lot and doesn’t quite fit in with...
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  16 years ago
  Hurricane Betty's

  Worcester, Massachusetts
  Paid a brief visit on a...

  Paid a brief visit on a Tuesday evening; clientele seemed rather hostile - I guess I did not look like a typical Worcester native. Had a nice conversation & lap dance with...
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  16 years ago
  Boardroom Cabaret

  Brockton, Massachusetts
  I have been a fairly frequent...

  I have been a fairly frequent customer at the Foxy Lady - it is discreet, fairly upmarket and you can usually have a few beers and relax for a while without undue pressure. ...
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  16 years ago
  Hurricane Betty's

  Worcester, Massachusetts
  Visited this club for the first...

  Visited this club for the first time late on a dismal Thursday night. Despite the weather, the club seemed quite busy. I'd barely made it to the bar before being accosted by...
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  16 years ago
  Bare Elegance

  New York, New York
  Visited Bare Elegance on a Sunday...

  Visited Bare Elegance on a Sunday evening; although centrally located near Times Square, it did not seem to be a “destination club”. Entering at street level, you have to go up...
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  16 years ago
  Golden Banana

  Peabody, Massachusetts
  Stopped in about 4pm on a...

  Stopped in about 4pm on a Thursday afternoon - the place was virtually dead - only three dancers and very few customers. No dancer interaction; after their sets, they all went to the...
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  17 years ago
  Hot Lap Dance

  New York, New York
  As recent reviews attest, everyone's experience...

  As recent reviews attest, everyone's experience is different and YMMV..there is no guarantee that your expectations will be met; it really depends on how you and a girl "click". The nice thing about...
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  17 years ago
  Boardroom Cabaret

  Brockton, Massachusetts
  The Foxy Lady is still the...

  The Foxy Lady is still the best choice in the Boston area, but given the competition, that's not hard to achieve. I often stop by just for some quick R&R on the...
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  17 years ago
  Hot Lap Dance

  New York, New York
  With this club now ranked #1...

  With this club now ranked #1 in the United States, could not pass up the opportunity to investigate (purely as a service to TUSCL members, of course). Went early on a Wednesday night,...
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  17 years ago
  Cheaters

  Providence, Rhode Island
  I had an unpleasant experience here...

  I had an unpleasant experience here on a brief visit, but not for the reasons you might think. Upon arrival, went to the bar and got a beer. Soon approached by...
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  17 years ago
  Club Alex's

  Stoughton, Massachusetts
  Club Alex's seems to be slipping...

  Club Alex's seems to be slipping lately. Upon visiting this week the dances were more air and supervision noticeably higher. Got talked into a 15-minute private by a nice blond with great DDs,...
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  18 years ago
  Private Eyes

  New York, New York
  One of the (minor) advantages of...

  One of the (minor) advantages of Private Eyes is the location - a little way down 45th Street and, unlike the other clubs in the immediate area, it is not directly on a major...
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  18 years ago
  Squire Lounge

  Revere, Massachusetts
  I have been going to the...

  I have been going to the Squire for the occasional beer after work for some time now, and the experience is always the same. Comfortable surroundings, probably the most modern premises of...
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  18 years ago
  Mario's Showplace

  Webster, Massachusetts
  To be honest, I can't see...

  To be honest, I can't see what all the fuss is about. The place is a glorified shack just north of 395 exit 1, easy to get to, assuming you don't mind...
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  18 years ago
  Déjà Vu Seattle

  Seattle, Washington
  This is really the only club...

  This is really the only club downtown, right opposite the Pike St Market. At night, the location is un-missable thanks to the high wattage neon sign that would not look out of...
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  18 years ago
  Di Carlos's

  Albany, New York
  Stopped by briefly on an early...

  Stopped by briefly on an early Saturday evening. The location is on a main road and alongside many other retail establishments. Most impressive is the elaborate exterior - done in typical...
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  18 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  Club hard to find - it's...

  Club hard to find - it's off the highway and a few sharp turns on minor roads, it's not in a high-end area either. Atmosphere is all business - main room looks...
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  18 years ago
  Flashdancers Midtown

  New York, New York
  This club seems well organized and...

  This club seems well organized and as others have noted, has a good number of 7-8 girls. It's hard to sit and have a quiet drink as patrons are very frequently interruped...
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  18 years ago
  Squire Lounge

  Revere, Massachusetts
  A well-run, clean and modern club...

  A well-run, clean and modern club that is a good place to stop by or a drink or two. Management polite and unobtrusive, if not possessed with a great deal of charm....