Reviews by fla_funmeister
Submit a ReviewCheetah Palm Beach
3342 Shawnee Ave
West Palm Beach, FL 33409
Sunday afternoon boredom
As noted elsewhere, the only decent daytime option. Went on a Sunday afternoon to catch the football games.
$1 cover charge, no parking fees. Miller lite bottle was $5, no idea if that was a special…
Dec 8, 2025, 6:55 PM
Chicas Bonitas
3701 N Interstate Hwy 35
Austin, TX
As a gringo, not the best choice
Was in Austin for work, had a choice between here and Yellow Rose. Should have picked the YR. I am white, speak very little spanish.
You really need to speak spanish or use google translate extensively,…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(bfc1978)
Sep 23, 2024, 5:57 AM
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St
Philadelphia, PA 19148
Slow Monday, maybe waiting for Phillies game to end
First visit here post covid. Arrived at 8pm, not many customers, lots of girls, but most just looking at their phones, not really interested in dancing. There was a home Phillies game that night, so…
Jun 12, 2023, 6:22 PM
Vivide (V Live)
1271 Marietta Blvd NW
Atlanta, GA 30318
God, I miss Follies
My first visit to Atlanta since Covid and more importantly, since Follies closed. With the few Florida & NC clubs that had offered $10 high mileage dances either closed or prices raised, I was very…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(schwanay)
Aug 16, 2022, 12:17 AM
Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave
Melbourne, FL 32904
Eh, would not likely revisit.
I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(fla_funmeister)
Aug 2, 2022, 7:31 PM
Ritz
10520 Gulf Freeway
Houston, TX 77034
A strange vibe
First time in quite a long time in a club. Arrived at about 1pm. Self parked, but a guy came by in a souped up golf cart insisting on giving me a ride to the…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(best2come)
Aug 23, 2021, 11:23 PM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Lots of changes - both covid and un-covid related.
OK, be aware, I had not been in this place pre-covid since they began the remodel. So I never saw it in progress or anything.
And this review is likely impacted, not only by that,…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(fla_funmeister)
Jun 22, 2020, 1:55 PM
Adult World
3932 Jonestown Rd
Harrisburg, PA 17109
Always a strange visit it seems.
So, I have learned something that I did not know about this place. There are three shifts 12-4, 4-8, and 8-midnight.
I got there around 7:30. There was one other customer at the stage. He…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(59)
Feb 15, 2020, 9:08 PM
Follies
4075 Buford Hwy NE
Atlanta, GA 30345
Getting tired of Follies
This used to be one of my favorite places to visit. But the negatives are starting to outweigh the positives.
I strolled in about 3pm on a Thursday. At that time it was $20 for valet…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(casino)
Dec 15, 2019, 2:45 PM
Follies
4075 Buford Hwy NE
Atlanta, GA 30345
A great time
I arrived at 12:30 on a Tuesday, valet was already set up. $10 to the valet guy. Car ended up in front as I was one of the first. Not sure how early you have…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Capt Obvious)
Nov 4, 2019, 1:17 PM
Goddess Gentlemen's Club
38 S Eutaw St
Baltimore, MD 21201
Wasn't worth the free cover charge
Was in town for a conference. Staying close by, so thought I would check it out. On a corner at the edge of the touristy area. Seems safe neighborhood as long as you don't…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(gotoguy)
Oct 6, 2019, 8:50 PM
Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Done with Palazio, at night anyway.
After a less than stellar trip on a Tuesday night (see previous review), I thought I would try again on a night that didn't have specials. Went on a Wednesday.
It was actually worse. Yes,…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(EnzyteBob)
Aug 19, 2019, 1:04 PM
Ladies en Confidente
5921 Broadway
Denver, CO 80216
Waste of time and money.
Figured I would give it a shot. I know it is a self serve place, but wanted to try out their fetish/domination package.
First, the schedule page is useless, never changes (Oops, just noticed…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Armanibear145)
May 26, 2019, 2:55 PM
Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Night and day difference between night and day
I had previously visited here during the day on a Tuesday. This time it was night time.
My previous visit was nice. Good dances, good looking girls. No upsell pressure.
Night time is evidently different. While…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(nickifree)
May 26, 2019, 2:37 PM
Spearmint Rhino
2154 Zip Code Pl
West Palm Beach, FL 33409
Some good, some bad
Tuesdays are the special day with $10 dances all day. When it started, they also had a ton of other specials. Now, not so much.
It is a $5 cover charge. Used to be free, then…
Apr 11, 2019, 8:12 PM
Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Good solid club experience
While not the best ever, this is a good solid club. Decent facilities, good selection of nice looking dancers, good lap dances for $20 a pop.
First time at this club. Went on a Tuesday afternoon.…
Mar 12, 2019, 11:05 AM
Adult World
3932 Jonestown Rd
Harrisburg, PA 17109
Monday Night visit
Visiting Harrisburg, I stopped in twice - Monday night and Tuesday afternoon. This covers the Monday night visit. There was about 6 or 7 guys in the club.
Arrived at 11pm on Monday night, not…
Nov 15, 2018, 4:22 AM
Adult World
3932 Jonestown Rd
Harrisburg, PA 17109
Tuesday afternoon - My own personal strip club
I stopped in on a Tuesday at 3:30pm. Found myself as the only patron in the club. Girl reading a book jumped up and started dancing. Kind of surreal.
You'd think having your own personal strip…
Nov 15, 2018, 1:45 AM
Spearmint Rhino
2154 Zip Code Pl
West Palm Beach, FL 33409
$10 Tuesday worth the visit
I hadn't been in a while and the last visit was less than inspiring. This time it was much improved.
While the drink specials have been reduced, they do have a tasty steak meal offering.…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Skyrbuoy)
Oct 29, 2018, 8:05 PM
Satin Dolls
689 8th Ave
New York, NY 10036
Not worth it even with no cover charge
Entered about 6 pm on a Wednesday. Strange set up, with the bar in front, then you have to go through another door to get to the dance area.
There was one dancer sitting at…
Jul 5, 2018, 12:40 PM
LeRouge Lounge
West 47th Street
New York, NY 10036
Worth the effort
Lido is different than other clubs. It moves around from night to night. You need to be approved to get in. The process is easy, but takes a bit of time. But boy is it…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(fla_funmeister)
Jun 4, 2018, 7:15 AM
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St
Miami, FL 33169
OK time but not the Tootsie's from a few years ago.
I had some time to kill after a meeting in Miami. I figured that Tootsie's would be the safest choice of clubs, tried and true.
It was pretty empty, more empty than I think I had…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Apr 30, 2018, 5:51 AM
Follies
4075 Buford Hwy NE
Atlanta, GA 30345
Fun Return Trip
I arrived in Atlanta late in the afternoon, headed directly to Follies. Walked in about 5:30pm. It was packed of course. No cover, a simple pat down by the door girl.
Every table was taken but…
Feb 12, 2018, 4:43 PM
Adult World
3932 Jonestown Rd
Harrisburg, PA 17109
Third times a charm? Sort of.
This is my third visit to Adult World. By far the best, but still not great.
The club itself is a dump and getting dumpier by the visit. The couches/benches where the private dancers are…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(slutfinder)
Nov 4, 2017, 3:57 PM
New Locomotion Club
2325 Matheson Blvd E
Mississauga, ON L4W 5B3
Canada
Still one of the best clubs out there
This is my second visit to this club. While my favorite dancer from the last visit wasn't there, it was still a great trip.
There was no cover. Beers were okay priced.
A ton of girls,…
Sep 24, 2017, 11:24 AM

















