Reviews by zjdrew

The first thing you'll see is the parking lot. It's not quite at "bombed runway during the way", but it's pretty rough. If your car rides low, you're not gonna have a good time parking…

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in the back; if…

$20 cover. Byob (and most guys brought 12 packs, no problem). Nude dancing. One really big stage, 10-20 seats on each side of the rectangular stage with two poles. Strict no cell phone policy -…

It's nice that Seductions is back, but it can be deserted during the day. Maybe 4 girls working that day, and definitely not the best looking. Mileage is often better than at the DWNR…

A good time was had, reasonably priced, without hassle. Joe-Bob says "check it out". Arrived at 8 PM as the day shift rolled over to night shift. Got past the front without paying the cover. Almost…

Arrived at 11 PM expecting the place to be super crowded. It was busy, but not at all slammed. Lots of dancers, heavy on non-domestic talent but with born-in-the-USA talent throughout. I was super surprised…

Only five dancers on shift at 23:00, and two of them went home after midnight. If you like variety, you can get it here (multiple body shapes, Latina and Black dancers), but the volume of…

Saturday night 11 PM isn't busy in the summer - too hot that early. Wide selection of girls from all over: US, Europe, Cuba, Central America... About 1/3 wannadance, 2/3 will sit a chat first.…

First things first: A proper dance will cost you $30 (qty 1; volume discounts can be worked out). Second - beverages are a rip off, so I suggest you minimize your loss by getting a bottle…

The vast majority of the girls were Cuban or central American. That is not at all a bad thing, but if you're looking for cornfed Midwestern or black girls with booty or classic…

The dancers tonight were overwhelmingly Cuban with a sprinkling of black and white. A few bolt-ons, mostly natural chests; a couple skinny butts, mostly generous hips and booty, one or two genuinely thick ladies. One…

Went on a Sunday night around 11. Surprisingly busy; couple dozen guys, at least a dozen dancers. Bought the "one large bottle of water and don't bother me again" drink and went to watch for…

The outside says "Runway Cabaret", but everything else inside still says Senoritas. *shrug* The club is small - 12 seats on three sides of a square bar, 8 seats spread across opposite sides of the single…

Beyond the cover charge - $20 to use the VIP, and all private dances happen in the VIP. First thing you should know. Second thing: this place feels far more like a brothel than a strip…

Yeah, yeah, it's a dumpy juice bar, and most of the girls aren't the stuff of wet dreams, but there is the occasional diamond in the rough (and it's pretty rough) that's worth the time…

Weird access (through a XXX bookstore). On-street parking was plentiful, and it's on a major road so there's no "late at night" fear factor at play. Inside, the place looks like a cinderblock basement rebuilt…

The more time that passes since the "Great Stripclub Crackdown" of a few years back, the more comfortable some strippers and club owners feel with relaxing their tight controls and letting things return to something…

Less milege than I've formerly gotten here during the day. Perhaps it's just a change in the day shift, but there was substantially less stick-shifting than has been exhibited in the past. Maybe the dayshift…

I've been going to this club for a long time, a couple of times every summer, for about 15 years. I have to be honest - it's at the lowest point it's ever been, and…

I dropped in around 2. Very light for an afternoon shift; I was surprised how few girls there were (about a dozen) and how few of them were actually trying to earn any money. I…

I have to be honest - I wasn't all that impressed, either with the dancers or with the dances. I've had better in Saint Louis (in neighborhoods about as sketchy) and waaay better in the…

SilkyPants totally has the details on this place - go read his review, I'll wait. OK, welcome back. I visited on a Thursday evening, around 10. Under 15 girls working. I gave'em a 6 for looks;…

SilkyPants totally has the details on this place - go read his review, I'll wait. OK, welcome back. I visited on a Thursday evening, around 10. Under 15 girls working. I gave'em a 6 for looks;…

Club is in pretty good shape physically; lapdance couches are comfy (if completely exposed to each other), bathroom is clean and has no toilet troll (dude who hands you a paper towel and expects a…

I much prefer dayshift at the 'downer. Far less crowded, much calmer, and the girls are not as mercenary. Still focused on their business, but the dayshift definition of "business" is a little different from…