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51 reviews by zjdrew

Centerfolds Showbar

Thunder Bay, ON

Only game in town, but it's an OK game

The first thing you'll see is the parking lot. It's not quite at "bombed runway during the way", but it's pretty rough. If your car rides low, you're not gonna have a good time parking…

1 yr ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Really good afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in the back; if…

1 yr ago1

Club Omaha

Omaha, NE

Locally great, nationally meh

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

$20 cover. Byob (and most guys brought 12 packs, no problem). Nude dancing. One really big stage, 10-20 seats on each side of the rectangular stage with two poles. Strict no cell phone policy -…

3 yrs ago

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, ON

Afternoons are fun, if sparsely staffed

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

It's nice that Seductions is back, but it can be deserted during the day. Maybe 4 girls working that day, and definitely not the best looking. Mileage is often better than at the DWNR…

7 yrs ago1

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Pinellas Park, FL

Glad I stopped by

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

A good time was had, reasonably priced, without hassle. Joe-Bob says "check it out". Arrived at 8 PM as the day shift rolled over to night shift. Got past the front without paying the cover. Almost…

7 yrs ago

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Surprisingly good on a Saturday night

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Arrived at 11 PM expecting the place to be super crowded. It was busy, but not at all slammed. Lots of dancers, heavy on non-domestic talent but with born-in-the-USA talent throughout. I was super surprised…

8 yrs ago1

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, FL

Neighborhood Bar With Good Lap Dances; Needs More Dancers

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Only five dancers on shift at 23:00, and two of them went home after midnight. If you like variety, you can get it here (multiple body shapes, Latina and Black dancers), but the volume of…

8 yrs ago

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

It's no OG, but it's OK

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Saturday night 11 PM isn't busy in the summer - too hot that early. Wide selection of girls from all over: US, Europe, Cuba, Central America... About 1/3 wannadance, 2/3 will sit a chat first.…

9 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Not what it was, but not as bad as has been made out

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

First things first: A proper dance will cost you $30 (qty 1; volume discounts can be worked out). Second - beverages are a rip off, so I suggest you minimize your loss by getting a bottle…

10 yrs ago

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

Worth a visit if you like hispanic chicas

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The vast majority of the girls were Cuban or central American. That is not at all a bad thing, but if you're looking for cornfed Midwestern or black girls with booty or classic…

10 yrs ago

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

The dancers tonight were overwhelmingly Cuban...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The dancers tonight were overwhelmingly Cuban with a sprinkling of black and white. A few bolt-ons, mostly natural chests; a couple skinny butts, mostly generous hips and booty, one or two genuinely thick ladies. One…

11 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Went on a Sunday night around...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Went on a Sunday night around 11. Surprisingly busy; couple dozen guys, at least a dozen dancers. Bought the "one large bottle of water and don't bother me again" drink and went to watch for…

11 yrs ago

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, FL

The outside says "Runway Cabaret", but...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

The outside says "Runway Cabaret", but everything else inside still says Senoritas. *shrug* The club is small - 12 seats on three sides of a square bar, 8 seats spread across opposite sides of the single…

11 yrs ago

Club Pro

Vaughan, ON

Beyond the cover charge - $20...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Beyond the cover charge - $20 to use the VIP, and all private dances happen in the VIP. First thing you should know. Second thing: this place feels far more like a brothel than a strip…

12 yrs ago

Dancing Bare

Seattle, WA

Yeah, yeah, it's a dumpy juice...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Yeah, yeah, it's a dumpy juice bar, and most of the girls aren't the stuff of wet dreams, but there is the occasional diamond in the rough (and it's pretty rough) that's worth the time…

12 yrs ago

Dancing Bare

Seattle, WA

Weird access (through a XXX bookstore)....

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Weird access (through a XXX bookstore). On-street parking was plentiful, and it's on a major road so there's no "late at night" fear factor at play. Inside, the place looks like a cinderblock basement rebuilt…

13 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The more time that passes since...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

The more time that passes since the "Great Stripclub Crackdown" of a few years back, the more comfortable some strippers and club owners feel with relaxing their tight controls and letting things return to something…

13 yrs ago

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

Less milege than I've formerly gotten...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Less milege than I've formerly gotten here during the day. Perhaps it's just a change in the day shift, but there was substantially less stick-shifting than has been exhibited in the past. Maybe the dayshift…

14 yrs ago

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, ON

I've been going to this club...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I've been going to this club for a long time, a couple of times every summer, for about 15 years. I have to be honest - it's at the lowest point it's ever been, and…

14 yrs ago

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

I dropped in around 2. Very...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I dropped in around 2. Very light for an afternoon shift; I was surprised how few girls there were (about a dozen) and how few of them were actually trying to earn any money. I…

15 yrs ago

Industrial Strip

Hammond, IN

I have to be honest -...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I have to be honest - I wasn't all that impressed, either with the dancers or with the dances. I've had better in Saint Louis (in neighborhoods about as sketchy) and waaay better in the…

15 yrs ago

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, MT

SilkyPants totally has the details on...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

SilkyPants totally has the details on this place - go read his review, I'll wait. OK, welcome back. I visited on a Thursday evening, around 10. Under 15 girls working. I gave'em a 6 for looks;…

15 yrs ago

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, MT

SilkyPants totally has the details on...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

SilkyPants totally has the details on this place - go read his review, I'll wait. OK, welcome back. I visited on a Thursday evening, around 10. Under 15 girls working. I gave'em a 6 for looks;…

15 yrs ago

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, ON

Club is in pretty good shape...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Club is in pretty good shape physically; lapdance couches are comfy (if completely exposed to each other), bathroom is clean and has no toilet troll (dude who hands you a paper towel and expects a…

16 yrs ago

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, ON

I much prefer dayshift at the...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I much prefer dayshift at the 'downer. Far less crowded, much calmer, and the girls are not as mercenary. Still focused on their business, but the dayshift definition of "business" is a little different from…

16 yrs ago