I have to be honest -...

I have to be honest - I wasn't all that impressed, either with the dancers or with the dances. I've had better in Saint Louis (in neighborhoods about as sketchy) and waaay better in the Niagara Falls area. I don't think it was just me; there were a lot of guys who came in, stayed for 30-45 minutes, then left, and they weren't leaving satisfied.

I'm well aware this is the best Chicagoland has to offer. If you're stuck in Chicago and need a woman in your lap, go ahead and indulge. Just don't expect a transcendental experience. Or even a hot experience. "Moderately warm" is what you'll get.